Jun 9 2010I'm On To You, Phillip Morris!: LEGO Smokes
In big tobacco's attempt to appeal to our (well, your) children without the use of a hip, anthropomorphic camel with a shlong the size of a fire hose, here's some LEGO cigarettes. Impressive, but could you imagine actually smoking those? I can, but only because I used to huff Lincoln Logs. AND snort pogs. *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF* Oh f*** this slammer's a doozy. Kidding, kidding! Look -- they're just panties.
David Haliski's Flickr
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You know, for kids (!?!) [thelivingbrick]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who's smoked crack K'nex before.
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Reader Comments
1. smack - June 9, 2010 12:22 PM
FIRST
2. s - June 9, 2010 12:25 PM
wow awesome. NOT
3. JJ - June 9, 2010 12:29 PM
(cough).. What's next Lego nicotine patches? .....er ..Doh!
4. dparks - June 9, 2010 12:30 PM
I can just imagine the little brown bricks that the Germans are going to drop over this. Sure it'll be cute, but still.
5. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 9, 2010 12:31 PM
soon they'll be making lego joints for medicinal purposes if they don't have them already
6. Colombian Jai - June 9, 2010 12:41 PM
where's the actual smoke? (made from legos obviously)
7. ladycutz - June 9, 2010 12:51 PM
smoking plastic now, kids will do anything to get high...
8. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - June 9, 2010 1:12 PM
[Peter sits on the couch, lighting a glass pipe]
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Crack.
Brian: What the fuck?!
Peter: Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
Brian: Yeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?
Peter: From Black's
Brian: What?
Peter: Yeah, right behind Black's Hardware store. There's a white guy selling it
9. peguinman909 - June 9, 2010 1:15 PM
Meh...it could be worse, it could be lego cocaine or lego heroine. Although I wouldn't mind lego alcohol
10. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - June 9, 2010 1:21 PM
did you ever notice that the "Marlboro" poster in the batroom (in the movie Half Baked) actually says "Marijuana"..... or somethin
11. Supe - June 9, 2010 3:16 PM
How about a limited edition LEGO lighter for ages 3-7. I look forward to the 2011 release. C'mon LEGO poor it on....how about a LEGO crack pipe starter kit.
12. Gumby!!! - June 9, 2010 7:49 PM
Bah, hard packs are for tweens. Marlboro Reds soft pack all the way.
13. sammy1245 - June 9, 2010 8:15 PM
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[ S E E K C O U G A R *c-o-m_]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends
14. Xrayzach - June 10, 2010 4:46 AM
The ash should be on the other side of the cherry