I'm Down: Scientists Invent Male Birth Control

Pfft, I got neutered years ago. In a lawnmowing accident. That make anybody's nuts hurt? No? Okay try this one: so one time I was walking home from the bar and *CROTCH PUNCH!* Haha, bet you didn't see that one coming.

The scientist behind the male pill discovery has developed a tablet that removes a vital protein in sperm that is required for a woman to conceive.

So while sperm still get through to the uterus they are unable to fertilise an egg.

A big drawback against men being in control of fertility is the fear they would forget to take a pill.

Polls have repeatedly shown wives and partners do not trust their men to remember to pop a pill every day.

But now that problem has been solved. The new pill can be taken either once a month or once every three months.

Listen -- whatever it takes to stop stupid people from breeding, I'm all for it. And that goes for me too. Which is exactly why I rubberbanded by balls till they fell off. Kidding, I lost them in a shark crocodile attack. Psyche, they were torn off by a branch when I fell out of a tree after saving a kitten. What? ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!

Scientists invent first male contraceptive pill [telegraph]

Thanks to jabberw0ck, who controls birth the old fashioned way: with lightning bolts from atop Mt. Olympus. ZOMG -- DO YOU KNOW KRATOS?!

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I'm Down: Scientists Invent Male Birth Control

\n\nPfft, I got neutered years ago. In a lawnmowing accident. That make anybody's nuts hurt? No? Okay try this one: so one time I was walking home from the bar and *CROTCH PUNCH!* Haha, bet you didn't see that one coming.\n\n

The scientist behind the male pill discovery has developed a tablet that removes a vital protein in sperm that is required for a woman to conceive.\n\n\nSo while sperm still get through to the uterus they are unable to fertilise an egg. \n\nA big drawback against men being in control of fertility is the fear they would forget to take a pill.\n\nPolls have repeatedly shown wives and partners do not trust their men to remember to pop a pill every day.\n\nBut now that problem has been solved. The new pill can be taken either once a month or once every three months.

\n\nListen -- whatever it takes to stop stupid people from breeding, I'm all for it. And that goes for me too. Which is exactly why I rubberbanded by balls till they fell off. Kidding, I lost them in a shark crocodile attack. Psyche, they were torn off by a branch when I fell out of a tree after saving a kitten. What? ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!\n\nScientists invent first male contraceptive pill [telegraph]\n\nThanks to jabberw0ck, who controls birth the old fashioned way: with lightning bolts from atop Mt. Olympus. ZOMG -- DO YOU KNOW KRATOS?!