May 18 2010Wait, What?: Windows 7 Restaurants

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Apparently Microsoft Taiwan, in cooperation with MSG, has opened a chain of Windows 7 themed restaurants, confusingly called 'Hot Fried 77'. Mmmm, deep fried GMILFS!

...for the next two months, Microsoft is working with the 100 Seafood Restaurant to introduce a special Windows 7 menu. The deal means that each dish is going for $77 Taiwan Dollars ($2.50), with Windows 7 beer on offer too.

Okay well now it sounds that there's just a Microsoft-themed menu at existing 100 Seafood Restaurants, and not actually new Windows restaurants. Either way, [insert Windows server joke here]. No? FINE. [Insert joke about viral marketing giving you food poisoning].

Hit the jump for a shot for two sexy Windows 7 servers and a bunch of guys with woks.

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How About A Meal In The Windows 7 Restaurant? [windows7news]
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Have A Meal At The Windows 7 Restaurant [ubergizmo]

Thanks to Red Five, who, despite what Yellow Five might tell you, doesn't counteract penis shrinkage.

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Reader Comments

it all looks like shit.... just sayin

I would do horrible things to the vaginas of those two chicks.

Let me be the first to mention that the mullet appears to be alive and well in Taiwan.

@2 Big American Penis doesn't count as horrible, so at least I'm in the clear. Though the one on the right strikes me me as a little sketchy... like she's only doing it for the heroin.

"p.s. your vagina is in the sink"
..... just sayin

Mmmmm, it's Fuk Yu and Fuk Mi! My favorite Asian dishes!

I would soil those two yellow whores like you can't imagine.

Free OJ

@3
> big penis
> American

LOL'D

Long live the robots!

We don't need food, OR Windows 7

wait...how did that girl get in two different spots in the same picture?
ancient chinese secret?

@5 I thought OJ's mom prefered "da creamofsumyounguy"
..... just sayin

I hope it doesn't crashes on your colon... or you'll get a BSoD (Brown Splash of Death)

Windows 7 + viral marketing + seafood restaurant == bugs + herpes + crabs

i use to live in japan for 2 almost 3 years and believe me, this isn't the weirdest shit in japan

@3

Hay, retard. You ever been outside the US before? I hate assholes like you whom thinks US is the absolute shit for no apparent reason. You do know Taiwan is one of the richest country in the world, right?

Now I know why we are hated so much outside our country. It's ignorant narcissistic fools like you that I have to keep apologizing for.

@ 13

Hay, retard. You ever been outside the US before? I hate assholes like you whom thinks US is absolute shit for no apparent reason. You do know the US is one of the richest country in the world, right?

Now I know why we are loved so much outside our country. It's ignorant narcissistic fools like you that have a right worth dying for.

why are there 8 people in the bottom picture, all woking it up in front of the seven letters of the word "windows"??.
wouldn't it have been better to have...I dunno, maybe SEVEN people instead of 8?

aaah, just realised...the number "7" makes up for the eighth person.
doh!

erase,

That's a coincidence. I'm in Taipei right now and saw one of these places from the street yesterday. I was slightly confused, but thought they just happened to sell Windows 7 inside the restaurant (they sell all kinds of weird things in places you don't expect, like cell phones in 7-11s). I might actually go in now to see how exactly you theme a menu to a damn computer program.

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