May 7 2010You Know What They Say About A Couple That Gets Married Naked Under A Dinosaur

They're my kind of people. You can hit the jump to see the ass-packed uncensored shot if you want. And also to explain to me why there's a bear playing between the preacher's legs. What's that? Oh, right. Why there's a cub playing between the preacher's legs. *zing!*
Hit it for all the classy ass-y.

Naked Dinosaur Wedding [pictureisunrelated]
Thanks to Adam, who is a traditionalist and plans to ride away from his wedding on the back of a pterodactyl.
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Reader Comments
1. JFreezy - May 7, 2010 12:34 PM
Dino + nudity+ WIN!!
2. that guy - May 7, 2010 12:34 PM
FIRST
3. JFreezy - May 7, 2010 12:34 PM
Opps! I ment to say Dino + nudity = WIN!!
4. Richard McBeef - May 7, 2010 12:35 PM
that guy just has to be that guy doesn't he?
5. JFreezy - May 7, 2010 12:36 PM
@2,
HA! BITCH!!
6. L - May 7, 2010 12:36 PM
that guy fails.
7. 5tella - May 7, 2010 12:59 PM
@5 Those 'first' comments sure do get pretty old, but so do the people that bitch at them. It's like a vicious cycle of repeating comments. Maybe I just took it to another level, bitching at the bitcher bitching at the first comment fail.
INSIGHTFUL SHIT RIGHT THERE^^^^
8. DC Leisurist - May 7, 2010 1:01 PM
@7, you are too meta... my mind is blown. Like that priest by the bear cub! Zing!
9. Alex - May 7, 2010 1:04 PM
#7 You are bitching about the ones that bitch about the ones that say "FIRST!" But now I'm going to start bitching about the one that bitches about the one that bitches about the ones that bitch about the ones that say "FIRST!"
10. Dishy - May 7, 2010 1:11 PM
This is so romantic. Reminds me of how me and my gf met when we were just kids:
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-03-01/1267400148223.jpg
(sfw)
11. dubba - May 7, 2010 1:17 PM
shes got a nice little figure on her...
12. parker - May 7, 2010 1:23 PM
HOT DOG!
13. JADE - May 7, 2010 1:26 PM
Did anyone notice the chicks on the side are totally checking out the grooms junk, lmao
14. naas - May 7, 2010 1:26 PM
naked bridesmaids FTW!!!
15. Emily - May 7, 2010 1:30 PM
Pretty sure she's wearing the bear... o-O
16. Liquid Tension - May 7, 2010 1:33 PM
take that Anton Szandor LaVey
17. atheistgirl - May 7, 2010 2:31 PM
Caveman wedding.
http://forum.globaltimes.cn/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5599&d=1255159442
18. Mrmaginz - May 7, 2010 5:15 PM
IF they where gonna go old skool like that, why doesn't he have a club to knock her out with? Apparently, cavegirls dig that. And being dragged by their hair too. And also a talking snake telling them eating forbidden apples is what the cool kids are doing.
19. JFreezy - May 7, 2010 7:27 PM
@7,
You FAIL at reading. I clearly wasn't bitching AT him, I was merely defining his situation. Second post + "FIRST" comment= BITCH! Was that so hard to grasp? Also, your comment was about as insightful as looking into a horses ass. Just sayin................
20. 5tella - May 8, 2010 12:40 AM
@9 yesyesyes, exactly! *head explodes*
@JFreezy, wahhhh wahhh wahh. you take words too personally and you can't recognize sarcasm. (jusssss saaaeyen)
failFAILfAiLFaIl <<<< overused
21. V - May 8, 2010 1:12 AM
yo Geekologie writer... the first (censored) pic is still nsfw... the person marrying them (YEAH THATS A WOMAN!) and one of the bridesmaids have nipples showing
22. monster - May 8, 2010 12:03 PM
I'm pretty sure those kids on the right count as CP
23. dino_porn - May 8, 2010 6:15 PM
BEST WANK EVER
24. the WTF bringer - May 9, 2010 1:11 AM
@10 ahhh! my head hurts
25. the WTF bringer - May 9, 2010 1:12 AM
shit @9 my head hurts
26. John McCurry - May 9, 2010 11:06 PM
nudism rocks, wish america would wake up to the awesomeness
27. timmy the dying boy - May 11, 2010 12:24 AM
Why is the groom missing most of his ass?
28. Dru - May 11, 2010 8:49 PM
The girl has a really nice figure.
29. Circekali - May 13, 2010 5:59 PM
HEY! That pastor looks just like my grandpa....
so that's what he did before they opened the glass shop....who knew.
30. Charles - May 13, 2010 8:36 PM
Im mad how you block everything out EXCEPT the old ladys tits. Nice censorship ass.
31. MRoth1138 - March 12, 2011 2:04 AM
31st!!!