May 17 2010Periodic Table Of Superhero Characteristics
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This is a periodic table created by ComicsAlliance senior writer Chris Sims describing 84 different characteristics of superheroes. You can use it to describe superheroes in the style of chemical formulas.
For instance: Superman comes out as: OAFSISpVxVhSn
Wolverine can be represented as XWxHSnPoison Ivy is, of course, Iv
And Legion of Super-Heroes wannabe Arm-Fall-Off Boy is simply Af.
Neato. Me? I'm a SRcScVxTcGFmKfTlLgAgIlVGrUIsTGeAnEyGt. What are you? I mean, besides jealous. PEW PEW superpowers!
The Periodic Table Of Super-Powers [comicsalliance]
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Reader Comments
1. adam - May 17, 2010 7:31 PM
first
2. Lea C - May 17, 2010 7:53 PM
What in the world would rogue be? All of them?
3. J - May 17, 2010 8:29 PM
Awsome, its like create your own superhero.
Mine would combine the elements 73, 70, 4, 39, 11, 69
4. The Sero - May 17, 2010 8:33 PM
@2
Well, she has some permament powers (Stolen from the too long touch with whats-her-face, Ms Marvel) such as strength.....
And I do see Ab - Absorption down there.
Tbh, the whole table feels sparse, empty and badly organised to me. Dunno why, just not liking it :/
5. The Sero - May 17, 2010 8:39 PM
On the subject of X-men, Gambit...
Energy control, but I didn't see anything that fitted for him :S Kinetic energy would if up there I guess?
6. schmoogleman - May 17, 2010 8:46 PM
GW put two Gt (gadgetry) in his formula.
so i guess he's a super-good-at-gadgetry multiple eyed giant turtle with x-ray vision
7. The Sero - May 17, 2010 9:15 PM
@3
Epic, decided to work that out xD
18 56 15
8. Demi - May 17, 2010 11:41 PM
hum I'd be 39 71 25 30 11 and intimidating or so my ex bf's say...;]
9. Max Boivin - May 18, 2010 12:55 AM
@4 I agree. The idea is good but, the execution could be better.
10. Jimmy Jemima - May 18, 2010 3:47 AM
hum i'd be 60 11 69 17
11. Jimmy Jemima - May 18, 2010 3:48 AM
but i'm a bitch so...
12. Gir - May 18, 2010 8:15 AM
Aquaman would be... Talking to fishes... wait, I knew it he's not so super.
13. Jim - May 18, 2010 9:08 AM
I didn't see "multiple orgasms" up there, it totally should be.
14. ciao - May 18, 2010 12:50 PM
aww no ghosty, demon, or zombeh attributes? common there were a few comic folks I know with em'. I wonder if you folks do?
15. komodo30000 - May 19, 2010 8:50 AM
looks like im 3 4 5 11 12 19 39 22 67 68 31