May 19 2010Nice Features: The Car Of The Future, Today

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If it just had a chocolate milk dispenser too I'd move in today. And I'm not just saying that because I live in a van without one and can only make motor oil milk, but Optimus Prime does beg to drink my piss jugs.

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This car has everything we need [digg]

Thanks to Sara and ashesofthephoenix, one of which will live to rise again. Do it Sara, RISE!

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My car has that.

iFirst

i love my bacon dispenser

I am going to make an informational graphic about bacon with a bunch of meat gears and cogs glued to it. Does GW have an email addy so I can submit it directly?

Oh and I'll make the graphic out of legos.

My car doesnt dispense bacon, but it certainly smells like it. *note to self: stop farting with the windows up*

@2
uFail

so, if I buy a car, in the fuuuutuuureeee. I shouldn't wonder why there's a bunch of pig belly meat in the trunk. :D

Don't forget to check the "710" stick under the hood...... that is what some woman (who was looking at the oil stick upside down) called it..... just sayin

@4 I would take a huge shit on that if it came to fruition

@7 uPWNED

A car salesman informed me of this very-same feature back in March. Your internet must be slow.

And here I was hoping that the bottom setting dispensed Milla Jovovich/Leeloo.

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