May 11 2010Newest Playboy To Feature 3-D Centerfold
Because Avatar has effectively rendered 2-D obsolete, this month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Just don't forget to take the glasses off before leaving your bedroom or we'll all know what you were doing in there!
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady."
"In today's print environment you have to create newsstand events," said the editorial director of the Chicago-based magazine, Jimmy Jellinek.Jellinek said he hopes the issue featuring centerfold Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D also reminds people that for all the infatuation with the Internet, there is nothing quite like having a magazine in your hands.
You know what else there's nothing quite like having in your hands, Jimmy? Another man's penis. Love it or hate it, you've gotta admit there's nothing quite like it!
Playboy 3D: Centerfold Hope Dworaczyk Will Jump Off The Page [huffingtonpost]
Thanks to jediGK and Jacob, who don't need blue and red glasses to see boobs in 3-D because they see the real deal. Wait -- really?!
Reader Comments
1. WillC - May 11, 2010 4:09 PM
Better not get her preggo.. she looks expensive!
2. Kyster - May 11, 2010 4:12 PM
Oh noes, we're all getting pregnant!
3. Closet Nerd - May 11, 2010 4:12 PM
Who the hell wants to see a naked woman through red/blue glasses?!
.... just sayin
4. Amy - May 11, 2010 4:24 PM
"THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!"
5. Dan - May 11, 2010 4:29 PM
This magazine could have been published in 1985, this is the old 3-D, nothing to do with new technology...
6. OJ's Mom - May 11, 2010 4:30 PM
Fuck 3-D. Who falls for this shit?
'Here, put on these Drew Carey glasses and we'll charge you an extra $4 to watch a shitty movie."
Fuck that, and fuck you.
Free OJ.
7. Closet Nerd - May 11, 2010 4:38 PM
@6 I'll take some free OJ... as long is its the "Lots of Pulp" kind.... just sayin
8. Daniel - May 11, 2010 4:40 PM
at least get someone who looks good.
9. Wes - May 11, 2010 4:41 PM
Holy crap! All I need is a flesh light and an open can of tuna and it'll be just like a real girl! Back in five.
10. CT - May 11, 2010 4:44 PM
3-D Titties..... sweet. The best implementation of the technology yet!
11. Dishy - May 11, 2010 5:03 PM
My girlfriend's 3-D. When she's inflated that is.
12. You Smell - May 11, 2010 5:21 PM
Can we get pregnant if we use fap fap to this 3D porn?
13. L - May 11, 2010 5:24 PM
Fuck that, I'm waiting for Playboy to come out with 4D, that's right I want hypertitties cause I'm getting tired of this 3D crap, it is so OLD. Now if I could only get my OCTT time machine to start back up and get me the fuck out of this shitty third dimension, or I could just go get me a G&T...
14. photoshop-police - May 11, 2010 5:25 PM
paper cuts
15. CT - May 11, 2010 5:25 PM
@13 you want to smell the vagina don't ya!
16. nye - May 11, 2010 5:26 PM
Virtual Motorboating! Yay! Naw, psyche. Lame.
17. L - May 11, 2010 5:44 PM
@15 that reminds me.... what's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger.
18. marge - May 11, 2010 5:50 PM
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady."
How about an ACTUAL WOMAN!!???
estamos muy cagaos....
19. mikey - May 11, 2010 5:52 PM
this kinda reminds me of that robin hood movie parody i saw when i was a kid. with that blind guy fondling the boobs on the playboy mag.
20. RandomNigel - May 11, 2010 6:17 PM
@19 Robin Hood Men in Tights! With Cary Elwes!
Awesome movie.
21. Dr. Smallberries - May 11, 2010 6:44 PM
3-D has clearly jumped the shark if Splayboy is using it. idiot filmmakers take note.
22. huigh - May 11, 2010 7:06 PM
the articles are really going to pop!
23. BlackSamTX - May 12, 2010 8:17 AM
3-D? More like 3-DD!