May 18 2010Looks Safe To Me: The Scooter Stroller
Ever wanted to accidentally push your child into traffic? Enter the Roller Buggy.
...according to designer Valentin Vodev, a lot of care and safety concerns were taken into consideration when it was designed. In addition to an extra safety belt on the child seat, the Roller Buggy also features a set of hydraulic disc brakes on the front two wheels allowing the speed to be easily reduced at any time.
The Roller Buggy can also be transformed into a standard push stroller for use in places where scooting is frowned upon, and while I'm sure there will be plenty of uproar over child safety if this somehow ever becomes available for sale, with a little common sense it seems like a faster and generally more entertaining alternative way to get around with your little one.
A little common sense?! A little common sense is not buying a stroller/scooter hybrid if you care about the well-being of your child. Now a stroller/skateboard combo, that's just good parenting. I'm talking award-winning good.
Hit the jump for a couple shots of the OH SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE?! in action.
Official Site
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Roller Buggy Concept Combines A Stroller With A Scooter [ohgizmo]
Reader Comments
1. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 12:16 PM
Third!
HAHA, fuckyou.
2. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 12:17 PM
Substitute beer for baby. WIN!
3. your mom is my whore - May 18, 2010 12:18 PM
FUCK YOU WOOTGOES
GOT A PROB WITH THAT N IM AT [email protected]
SKANK!
4. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 12:18 PM
I LOVE MYSELF TOO MUCH THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE IN THE WORLD AND THAT MAKES ME SAD OH WELL I GUESS I CAN ALWAYS JUST GO EAT KOALA MEAT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LONELY LONERS LIKE MYSELF DO.
I MISS MEN
5. dparks - May 18, 2010 12:21 PM
"Stroller"?! Maybe to lame parents and GW - but that's a "Weiner Holster" in the DParks household.
6. Closet Nerd - May 18, 2010 12:22 PM
kids look cute with road rash faces..... just sayin
7. the_tof - May 18, 2010 12:26 PM
If I had a kid I would totally buy one of these, or build my own.
8. atis - May 18, 2010 12:28 PM
A little more sense is using condoms when having sex, so you don't have to worry about stuff like this
9. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 12:28 PM
Is that the sad wrath of a jilted "first" poster? Damn, I'm scathed, yo.
(think Borat)... NAAAAAT.
10. Dani - May 18, 2010 12:30 PM
reminds me of this: http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-01/segway-baby-stroller.jpg
11. Closet Nerd - May 18, 2010 12:33 PM
@8 whats a condom?
12. FItz - May 18, 2010 12:36 PM
They see me strollin' they hatin' Because my baby is too fast and extreme!
13. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 12:37 PM
@11 It's a plastic bag (grocery or produce bags are easy to get) that goes over your head and is secured in place by rope or duct tape to ensure an air-tight seal.
14. OJ's Mom - May 18, 2010 12:38 PM
You can sell anything to hyper-sensitive new mommies. It is a wide-open market, just scare them a little and they will throw their Visa card at you. Fucking genius.
15. yeah, no - May 18, 2010 12:41 PM
would be a little more sensible if the seat was facing the other way, that way when you are scooting in the woods the baby isn't getting wacked in the face with thorns and branches.
& to those of you who say 'condom', i say 'coat hanger'
16. Jaja - May 18, 2010 12:54 PM
Tbh.
I'd just leave my kid in the car.
With no water.
On a hot summers day.
Basted in oil.
With the engine running and a pipe attatched to the exhaust going through the window.
And porn on.
17. ciao - May 18, 2010 12:58 PM
*hits curb* ooopps, sry jr.
18. Cort - May 18, 2010 1:13 PM
I wanna see it on a halfpipe.
19. ciao - May 18, 2010 1:21 PM
@18 ditto
20. naas - May 18, 2010 1:30 PM
STROLLERBLADING EXTREME
21. RoboChop - May 18, 2010 1:55 PM
What happened to the ladies baby? Is she fleeing the carnage?
22. otterpop78 - May 18, 2010 2:03 PM
@13, 11 zip ties in place of duct tape is teh pwnage.
23. Jimbob - May 18, 2010 2:06 PM
Ok so how do you turn it cause it looks to me like the wheels don't even pivot...just sayin.
24. DrRobo - May 18, 2010 2:55 PM
Worst design ever. I would never use something like that. Brakes on the front wheels??? It should at least have a roll cage.
25. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 3:14 PM
I love boys, and being a boy, it makes me really love boys.
26. V - May 18, 2010 3:48 PM
big wheels at the front would suggest it's more likely to go ass over face. which wouldn't bode well for a baby.
27. stinky mcpoop - May 18, 2010 4:06 PM
They ought to have a replaceable seat/cushion/whatever so the spinster in pic #1 can catch herself a man first so she can make the baby that goes in pic #2
28. Jimmy - May 18, 2010 4:50 PM
Ummm LASER LIGHTER. This designer is awesome
29. emptyaddy - May 18, 2010 4:59 PM
What, no motor? Fail.
30. wootgoestheewok - May 18, 2010 5:14 PM
@25 Aww, that's precious, little impersonator. One day your weener will be man-sized. Of course, if you're past puberty already, you're stuck with Tiny Tim there.
31. seekercat - May 18, 2010 5:24 PM
Jim:Hey Bob, look, I got one of those scooter strollers for my baby.
Bob:What a cute little baby!
Baby:Gaga!
Jim:Yeah. Hey, watch this! *does a flip*
Bob:Whasn't your baby in there?!
Jim:No, this is just an empty seat...OH CRAP.
32. Not a Tard - May 19, 2010 9:09 AM
... i didnt reada anyone esle's post's but think for a second, when your were young riding your bike fast what happens when you use your front brake? and do you really want your baby to be in front of you when that happens of course you do babys are annoying.
33. l3x - June 6, 2010 1:01 PM
lol, =))
34. B G - January 14, 2011 12:18 PM
Just as safe as putting a baby on the back of a bicycle. Just remember the safty harness and crash helmet. For both.