May 12 2010"Country Folk Will Survive": Rural Woman Seeks Zombie Hunting Partner On Craigslist

First?

What is the point of being drug free if the zombies are coming?!
Toke it up maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
..... just sayin

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tries to kiss Daisy on the mouth and Daisy says, "No, I don't like other men" really loudly and then whispers quietly to Max, "Meet me behind the dumpster in five minutes". Daisy then proceeds to perform every sort of sexual pleasure on Max until the sun comes up.

I love you Dasiy Douche :3

*Daisy

lolwut?

only Paul Bunyon motherfuckers live in Bemidji.

I think the real Daisy is dead and this imposter Daisy has some latent urges that are being worked out on here. The real Daisy wouldn't post the same thing several times in a row.

What else can you ask in a woman... I would have liked to see a picture tough...

I love the part "Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword".

Plus the "most be down to heart" and preparing for z-day seem quite contradictory...

@3 Daisy Douche is a douche. I prefer the original.

Anyway, country folk will survive.

Que love. Que cut choo essay if get close I see first!

Return of the real fake daisy, daisy douche AND que!? This is the best day of my life!

the description under the post makes me wanna marry the geekologie writer!

Here's my issue. A big country girl who spends most of her time with animals and fearing zombies who resorts to posting her neurosis / desires on Craigslist probably can't be as picky as she's trying to be in this article. I'm just saying if you match 1 of 3... give it a shot!

Holy shit. I want to be this woman's friend. Well, maybe just her neighbor.

I'd have to see how she makes a sammich before I'd be interested.

HWHOA!

wish she'd have posted a photo to go with the ad.

It was looking good until kilt and liberal views. I just can't win.

misspelled Jehovah.

She doesn't seem to turn town drags or trans. :D

besides...the robuts called dibs on world conquer....im in line too :P

@2, ooooo I CANT WAIT to kill me a high Zombie

so please do all the drugs you want with Zombies around
i dont have to run fast, i just have to run faster then you

If she gives good foot rubs and doesn't mind the smell, i'm in.

>> ""bitch you crazy, all the city folk know the robots are coming first achy breaky heart honky tonk badonkadonk."

Epic. ILU Geekologist. <3

And the irony is that the Amish Highlander of her dreams probably doesn't even use a computer.

@18

Ditto.

I would. Just saying. She's too far away for me though.

Damnit. I'd wear a kilt but I only own a katana and a battle axe, no broadsword.

Why I gotta be white?! Racist fat cow is probably racist fat cow.

Last line and a half is from a country song. I think we just got Bel-Aired.

What is she thinking, she sounds like she wants a dead partner. A broadsword will get you killed, or turned. Do you really want a kilt wearing broadsword wielding zombie singing love songs to you??? I didn't think so.

guns jam, swords don't(unless it gets stuck when you stab a zombie in the face)
and you forgot the 21 foot rule, zombies like to fight close range. http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/wtf_did_i_just_watch_the_21foo.php

although I'd wear my custom tailored suit of bite proof armor rather than a kilt so...

I smell a reality series coming on.