Apr 8 2010Why?: Tea Kettle Tweets When Tea Is Ready

Because the world is progressing in a downward, Twittering spiral (*swish!*) designers Ben Perman and Murat Multu came up with the Tweetle, a tea kettle that f***ing tweets. Wow, can you say impractical? Now a Twittering microwave, THAT would be something.
Other than informing you and all of your teapots followers that your water has reached 100C, it records weekly stats on how much water it has boiled.
It is a concept for now, and will stay that way unless Perman and Multu can sidle up alongside of $500,000 worth of venture capital.
Wow, how about a big ol', "you've got to be kidding me" to actually funding this project? Say, this reminds me of a joke:
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
THIS CONCEPT IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
Twettle: a Tweeting Kettle [uberreview]
Thanks to Patricia, who invented a Tweeting coffee pot and is convinced these two hacks stole the idea. Typical.
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Reader Comments
1. turd ferguson - April 8, 2010 2:38 PM
first assholes
2. FIRST - April 8, 2010 2:39 PM
YOUSUNKMYBATTLESHIP.
3. Dman - April 8, 2010 2:40 PM
pshhh useless
4. D-man - April 8, 2010 2:41 PM
@ # 2 u must change your name to Second
5. Cherokee4LIfe - April 8, 2010 2:41 PM
I completely agree, a total piece of shit idea. The only practical tweeting electronics would be a xBox 360 (when your downloads are finished) or maybe even an oven when your food is done with a picture from inside the oven! that would be sick!
6. DH - April 8, 2010 2:43 PM
lamest idea EEEVERRRRR.
how's about a toilet that tweets everytime I drop a brown bomb? ANDD tells you how many turds - I'M SOLD.
7. D-man - April 8, 2010 2:46 PM
5 and 6 are on the right track...A sex tweeter, evertime you get blown or do the nasty...now thats an idea!
8. Mole - April 8, 2010 2:51 PM
DIG DIG DIG
9. Closet Nerd - April 8, 2010 2:57 PM
Whoever funds this... contact me... i have some magic beans.... just sayin
10. ciao - April 8, 2010 3:01 PM
lamer than those 3-D tvs. >:D
11. Randommolecules - April 8, 2010 3:07 PM
What's wrong with 3D TV?
Oh wait, shtttt, forget I said anythin'
12. Troll - April 8, 2010 3:14 PM
Fake & Gay
13. Pat - April 8, 2010 3:30 PM
I can't wait until Twitter fails miserably.
14. r k - April 8, 2010 3:47 PM
perfect product for people who can't see steam pouring out of a kettle or hear that annoyingly loud whistle to indicate the water is ready.
15. GBUK - April 8, 2010 4:27 PM
Maybe it makes sense if your a Brit?
16. Richard McBeef - April 8, 2010 4:37 PM
@7 - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/12/best-man-pranks-newlyweds_n_390056.html
17. Marcus - April 8, 2010 7:48 PM
@15, does it fuck.
18. YupYup - April 8, 2010 7:49 PM
Are people just too lazy to get up and check on their tea?
19. Mario - April 8, 2010 9:22 PM
my toilet tweets me when im done shitting on it
20. Old guy - April 8, 2010 11:41 PM
I can't wait until the internet fails miserably.
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
21. Dishy - April 8, 2010 11:46 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Up your waz.
Up your wazoo.
Oh yeah! (Punches guy in the face.)
22. Injut - April 9, 2010 9:37 AM
Stupidest concept idea ever. Why even post these stupid concept ideas? They are never going to be created or marketed. This is just some fancy 'designers' imagining up something that nobody gives a shìt about.