Whoa, Whoa, Whoa -- It's Time To WHAT?!
This is vintage ad for the classiest watch ever made. And that's saying a lot, because I've seen a handpainted one where the minute hand was a phallus. Regardless, every thirty seconds the thing blinks "it's time to f***" and is apparently "a subtle way to break the ice" and "the greatest conversation piece you'll ever own". I don't know about all that, but I do like the warning at the bottom. Like 25-seconds rest isn't enough!
Hit the jump for an uncensored version in case you have a thing for seeing the F word in print.
'It's That Time Again? But I'm So Tired!' [gizmodo]
Thanks to Tracy, who once kneed a guy in the balls for wearing a Seiko. Jesus!
Read More: at my back i always hear time's winged chariot hurrying near, good times, i've seen it all now, it's that time again!, lolwut?, sex, there's no way that would work on anyone but hookers you've already paid and even they might still run out on you, time, time to drink, timepiece, you've got to be kidding me
