Apr 14 2010Undead Correspondence: Zombie Stationery

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This is some stationery designed for 13th Street, an NBC-Universal owned crime and horror channel. It's done up in a very tasteful zombie motif, like you'd expect from your grandmother's kitchen wallpaper. You can't really appreciate it this small though, so you're gonna need to hit the jump to see closeups of all the different articles. Impressive job, but I think I'll just stick to a legal pad. And by legal pad I mean illegal pad. And by illegal pad I mean a doctor's prescription pad. Now tell me what you think of this: "THE BEARER OF THIS NOTE IS ENTITLED TO ALL THE FREE DRUGS HE WANTS AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MIX AND MATCH AT HIS OWN DISCRETION. ALSO, MEDICAL MARIJUANA, HE'S GONNA NEED A SHIT-TON OF THAT. SIGNED: A REAL DOCTOR IN A WHITE COAT AND EVERYTHING. I HAVE DEGREES." That sounds official, right?

Hit it for the rest.

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Stationary Of Horror [behance]

Thanks to Jasmine, Joerg and Eric, who only write on the back of their hands IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Okay you guys are f***ing scaring me.

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epic. i want. also first

I'm a nitpicky asshole who wants to point out that it's stationERY, not ARY.

Otherwise, holy balls, this is faaaaabulous (and perfect for resumes!)

Brians...brians...oh sorry, typo. Brains...brains...BRAINS!

^ to comment #3, thats my boyfriends name:]

BUT I LOVE THE WAY YOU FREAKING RIGHT...errr, WRITE lol

imagine giving christmas cards like that hahaha

Those are so excellent on so many levels! My personal favourite is the tear-away envelopes. Its an extremely nice touch.

these are great... oh... typo, I mean great.

Those are totally icky!

They're cool an all, but they're scaring me already :/

WTB 5million boxes I am in love with this stationary

6

Wow this is cool. Wish I was that creative...

Amazing! Just amazing....

Very nice! And also very clever. The marketing associate that came up with this should get a raise......and then give that raise to me so I can buy a sh*t load of these....

SCARY!

Really very creative.Creativity is a talent which is there inside us. But it needs practice to stay vibrant and grow...

@ 14

Mr. Robinson? How's the old neighborhood?

I so want! Love it.

Lol, nice

@7 You called?

A shit ton of medical maryjane? You can't possably smoke all of that alone............just sayin man

@19 I could if it came down to it

@20.... But it's nicer to share .................just sayin

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times...

THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A GOOD NUCLEAR EVENT!

( Then maybe people wouldn't find simulated gore so 'epic' )

@21 yes it is, I agree

I so want that lol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stationery

okay, how do i get some of this???

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