One Doesn't Fit: Google Auto-Complete

I swear, Canadians and their search queries. They must think the internet is nothing but dysfunctional relationships and video game character names. Well it's not. There's also porn and free music. What -- you still don't care? Hockey stats!
Why Is He Called Donkey Kong [kotaku]
Thanks to lewisredd, who once used the internet to complete a school project.
