Apr 26 2010Holy: Face Of Jesus Spotted In Google Maps
Okay, so maybe it's not actually Jesus. Maybe it's just the face of a hobo. Hey -- hobos have faces too you know. And you know what else they have? A stench that'll singe your nose hairs. But they don't have souls, which is why it's okay to nudge them with your car if they're sleeping in a prime parking spot. Like the sidewalk.
Google Maps
Thanks to Hop, who found Carmen Sandiego on Google Maps but can't remember where anymore. Think, Hop, think!
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Reader Comments
1. ~zeus~ - April 26, 2010 10:22 AM
one ring to rule them all
2. isika - April 26, 2010 10:22 AM
because of the beard shadow it looks more like hitler :D
3. Ozzy - April 26, 2010 10:23 AM
I'd say it's Frank Zappa.
4. ConantheOfficeClericalAssistant - April 26, 2010 10:25 AM
Looks like a field to me.
5. ~zeus~ - April 26, 2010 10:26 AM
hitler lol thats what i was thinking :D
6. adrian brody - April 26, 2010 10:50 AM
It's me
7. St Cup o' Water - April 26, 2010 10:50 AM
Jesus has a big nose.... and a Hitler moustache
right
8. brian - April 26, 2010 10:50 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max
Performs a miracle
9. The Observer - April 26, 2010 10:56 AM
14000 Mexicans are on their way as we speak.
10. Taylored - April 26, 2010 10:58 AM
Why does it have to be Jesus? Looks more like Muhammad to me.
11. Biff Cardigan - April 26, 2010 10:58 AM
It looks like Frank Zappa, not de Jesus!
12. JADE - April 26, 2010 10:58 AM
Holy crap i saw that same image in the toilet saturday night after I drank Tuaca. And my friends wouldn't believe me. See I wasn't just drunk and seeing things.................just sayin
13. dave - April 26, 2010 11:09 AM
http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Nicolas-Cage-superman.jpg
14. The Good Christin - April 26, 2010 11:13 AM
I really don't appreciate you all mocking our saviour like that. Jesus died for all of our sins and your lack of respect is digusting.
I was forwarded here from our local chuchgroups forum and i must say we're going to do everything in our power to get this blasphemy wiped off the face of the internet...
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
15. DH - April 26, 2010 11:31 AM
LOL 14, nice
yeah i just saw that face in my stew, calling the arch bishop now... ah fck it i'm hungry
16. Shane - April 26, 2010 11:33 AM
I think it looks like David Blaine.
17. Lala - April 26, 2010 11:39 AM
It's in Hungary -you can zoom out and see...
18. wes - April 26, 2010 11:45 AM
Just sayin
just sayin
Just sayin
just sayin
Just sayin
just sayin
Just sayin
just sayin
Just sayin
just sayin
19. Derner - April 26, 2010 11:47 AM
I'm going with MacGuyver with that rather fetching mullet
20. JJtoob - April 26, 2010 12:01 PM
@16 You are soooo right! He's making that face like when he's done doing a trick.
Also, Jesus WAS a hobo. A hobo is a peniless, homeless, migratory worker, and he was a worker: a miracle worker. So if it looks like Jesus, it also looks like a hobo. But I still agree with Shane up there, it does look like David Blane.
21. Muzzle - April 26, 2010 12:06 PM
@8
You're not funny dude. The reason Daisy was funny was because she was original. You are nothing but a biter...
22. ~zeus~ - April 26, 2010 12:19 PM
Daisy was a f+ing spamer thats y THE MAN put a filter on the name
23. G - April 26, 2010 12:21 PM
Jesus had a mullet?
24. ciao - April 26, 2010 12:30 PM
If you move your mouse a few times left, to another tan field you may find an invader, on the left side of the invader is yoda.
25. Name (required): - April 26, 2010 12:31 PM
LAST!
26. AngryBuddhist - April 26, 2010 12:41 PM
That's not Jesus. That's CHICKEN BOO! Note the white beak...
"Chicken Boo, Chicken Boo,
Chicken Boo what's the matter with you?
You wear a disguise to look like human guys,
but you're not a man, you're a chicken boo."
27. Daisy - April 26, 2010 12:42 PM
See, there's no filter on Daisy's name. Daisy only posts when it's important.
-- not the real Daisy
28. Willie Dixon - April 26, 2010 12:45 PM
Thought Jesus had a beard. If anything it looks like Hitler with a wig.
29. Randalator - April 26, 2010 12:47 PM
Yep, that's Jesus alright. And all I have to say is: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
30. RazorJack - April 26, 2010 12:58 PM
Blessed be the Lord... for he has blessed us with the image of Full House Season 1's Uncle Jessie! The Taners would be proud.
31. Sharky - April 26, 2010 12:59 PM
Anyone notice the penises on the field to the right of the field with jesus, and the aliens floating between the 2?
32. Kyster - April 26, 2010 1:01 PM
That's not jesus. It's just the guy from down the street.
Anyway, who could possibly know for sure, how jesus looks like?
33. Eli - April 26, 2010 1:23 PM
It looks like Snape...
34. faugh2 - April 26, 2010 1:44 PM
Sure it's not Frank Zappa?
35. faugh2 - April 26, 2010 1:46 PM
Ooooo...I just saw that Biff Cardigan already said that - him and me, we're like this!
:)
36. blueZorro - April 26, 2010 1:58 PM
I'm your friend Jesus.
37. the winchester - April 26, 2010 1:59 PM
You're all wrong.
It's Oates.
38. suomynonA - April 26, 2010 2:07 PM
ROFL nudge them with your car.
Each nudge is +5 points!!!
*/me has billions of points...*
39. Gazawraith - April 26, 2010 2:18 PM
oh for fuck sake. a face in something = JESUS!
no it fucking doesnt
40. Removal - April 26, 2010 2:48 PM
Face of who?
41. The Cap'n - April 26, 2010 3:18 PM
Holy Shit! it's Frank Zappa!
42. stuart - April 26, 2010 3:49 PM
wow Jesus is looking a bit beaky.
43. GODr. - April 26, 2010 4:09 PM
Rambo
44. JFo - April 26, 2010 4:40 PM
OMFG.
MOVE THE CAMERA DOWN A BIT. ON THE FIELD TO THE LEFT YOU SEE A PICTURE OF A CAT.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
Play me off keyboard cat!
45. saaam - April 26, 2010 5:16 PM
looks like Hitler with a mullet. jus sayin
46. Steve Jobs - April 26, 2010 7:18 PM
that's jim morrison face... omg!
47. Matt - April 26, 2010 7:44 PM
It look more like Xavier renegade angel
48. jaime - April 26, 2010 8:20 PM
charly garcia or frank zappa, really...
49. June - April 26, 2010 9:14 PM
That looks more like Neil Gaiman's SANDMAN rather than Jesus.
50. manowarkill - April 27, 2010 12:25 AM
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=47.345337,21.119885&spn=0.017185,0.045447&t=h&z=15
Püspökladány, Hungary (Europe)
51. will - April 27, 2010 2:11 AM
my girl friend turned and looked at this and said hey it's Hitler lol
52. Dan Buzzard - April 27, 2010 4:57 AM
A perfect example of the Pareidolia Effect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
53. lee - April 27, 2010 6:54 AM
ahhh it's weird al yankovic
54. observer - April 27, 2010 8:19 AM
This Google Maps is Hungarian.
55. dXter - April 27, 2010 8:49 AM
everything's lame in Hungary. I can tell. this is lame too.
56. TONGPO - April 27, 2010 3:30 PM
Not jesus!I`m!
http://kepgep.hu/2010/04/27/main/nem_jezus_tongpo.html
57. tewster - April 28, 2010 1:38 AM
i hate how every face the shows up in some obscure ass place has to be jesus......shit i agrees with the Frank Zappa comment.......many i cant want for the old people in this world to just die off.....hopefully then religion can just be seen as what it is...just a story book cult.....
58. encoder - April 29, 2010 4:37 AM
Holy Shit of Jesus spotted in my toilet !!!!!!!!!
ohh. wait.. maybe it was my friend's.
OMG my friend is Jesus !!!!!!!!!!
he looks kinda like the picture above. he plays guitar and loves beer.
[stupidity at the power of 10]
ohh. wait.. i have long hair too. have a fairly semite look.
I usually produce shit in my toilet. soo0o0o...
OMG !!! I AM Jesus !!!!!!!!!!
[stupidity at the power of 20]
59. Yewtree - April 29, 2010 6:32 AM
Yes, definitely either Frank Zappa or Jim Morrison - praise be!!!
60. brian - April 29, 2010 11:45 AM
nah I say it looks like clapton
61. jobic - May 1, 2010 10:44 AM
It's Frank ! Of course.
62. fred - June 3, 2010 7:33 PM
photo shopped