Mar 12 2010Wtf's A Bread Plate?: Place Setting Placemats
This $27 Place Setting Placemat shows you where to set all the flatware and glasses when you're making a fancy dinner, so your guests are impressed with how highfalutin you are except for the blueprint placemats and microwavable lasagna. Also, I don't know about you, but I don't even own silverware. Or plates and bowls. The fanciest dinner I've ever had was wrapped in a paper towel and eaten over the sink. YES WITH TOP HAT AND MONOCLE. Jesus, I'm not a heathen.
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Reader Comments
1. Gabe to the power of PEW!!! - March 12, 2010 12:15 PM
First!
2. asd - March 12, 2010 12:15 PM
Where do I put my legs?
3. hehe master - March 12, 2010 12:18 PM
rofl @ YES WITH TOP HAT AND MONOCLE
4. LSDiesel - March 12, 2010 12:20 PM
Ahhh, the perfect way to train your woman.
5. MaryJane420 - March 12, 2010 12:22 PM
Some of us are already perfect women with reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly lucky boyfriends.
6. Durand - March 12, 2010 12:23 PM
@1 I'm glad you saved your first-tarding til after GW's moving speech. (Get it...it was emotionally moving AND he's moving!)
...What? Not funny? Why do I even waste my time on you people?
7. Phalicy - March 12, 2010 12:30 PM
Hope your not updating this from the road..... that would be dangerous and illegal.
8. LSDiesel - March 12, 2010 12:57 PM
@6, I lawl'd.
9. atheistgirl - March 12, 2010 1:21 PM
I know how to set a table.
With lots and lots of sharp things.
10. Erica - March 12, 2010 1:51 PM
Maybe if you pull it out really fast it'll all stay in place.
I know, I know, that's what she said.
11. Di$hy D - March 12, 2010 1:57 PM
@10, that's what YOU said.
@6, just what do you mean by "you people"?
12. Richard McBeef - March 12, 2010 2:13 PM
@2 - are you female? around my head.
13. LaFuriaRoja - March 12, 2010 6:01 PM
you set the table and then swiftly pull it out from under the plates and silverware. its magic!
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That's so interesting; it's convenient for left handed people.
I myself am left handed, like our President, and I see now how it all makes sense... all of it.
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