Mar 24 2010WTF?: Creepy Robotic Performance Piece
This is a video of some creepy-ass robotic performance piece. And it just so happens to contain two of my least favorite things in the whole entire world: robots and crying babies. It's terribly painful to watch, especially considering the bot comes out with guns blazing. Thankfully, the piece does have a happy ending if you can make it that far. Which, honestly, I never can. You start massaging my lower back and it's all over.
The softer side of Japanese WTFery [wtfjapanseriously]
Thanks to Ryan and Kawaii Bakemono, who would have dove out of the box seats and John Wilkes Booth'ed that bad mammer jammer.
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Reader Comments
1. me.vicky - March 24, 2010 7:03 PM
hell yes.
i mean....creepy?
2. dickheadfirstguy - March 24, 2010 7:04 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it’s a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max repeated the same joke over and over again, only to get beaten to the punch by Jake in attempt to demonstrate how lame it is.
3. they're real and they're spectacular - March 24, 2010 7:07 PM
umm..........huh?
4. Chris Hansen - March 24, 2010 7:15 PM
He was totally checking out that baby.
5. itsmejOpa - March 24, 2010 7:15 PM
Hola a tOdos.Mi nombre es jOpa! Como estan>.>// espero que muy biien!. Sole tengo que decirles algo..Que los quiierO a todos! Son lo maximo. Espero que la pagina Geekologie tenga muchos exitos y que en el futuro seamos muchos pero MUCHOS Posters!. Tengo 1 perro que se llama Champion y que va a ser papa en los proximos meses.Estoy muy feliz por el .por fiin se volvio hombre.Pense que era Gay. BuenO que disfruten la pagina hOhohO! >/<
Por cierto necesito pantalones nuevos, solo tengo dos par en muy malas condiciones! ^.^
6. Jaja - March 24, 2010 7:35 PM
Hey guys, on a serious note. Something is SERIOUSLY wrong with my elbow O_O
It's swollen so big and fucking kills whenever I touch it... I don't think it's broken or fractured though; it feels like something in my skin O_O
I might do some DIY surgery and just cut my elbow off >_<
Anyways, I gtg porn out before it hits midnight (UK) cos I'm hard like that...
Baibai guys :D
7. M_D - March 24, 2010 7:35 PM
losing faith in this site. just shut down for a month and find some new stuff.
8. Ijkabob - March 24, 2010 7:42 PM
Wow, I actually liked it.
9. Aliester Arcane - March 24, 2010 8:30 PM
@M_D
Oooooooor you could find your own new stuff...How about that?
10. Jazzman - March 24, 2010 8:47 PM
Wait... what!!!
11. naas - March 24, 2010 8:49 PM
OK first this is just another reminder to GO TO JAPAN, or in my case GO BACK TO JAPAN. I love the weird shit, blows my mind
@2 there can only be 1 Daisy, go die silently
@3 I would love to see them love
@5 dying for some attention on geekologie, aren't you? Go back to being the que guy, it was simple & less irritating
@7 you came back too early, you're still in a coma
@9 good call, I hate crybabies like that
12. Daisy - March 24, 2010 8:59 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it’s a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max repeated the same joke over and over again, winning the hearts of discriminating readers in all ports of call.
13. Ickorus - March 24, 2010 9:10 PM
Stupid Pedobot got what it deserved.
14. kingoftime - March 24, 2010 9:19 PM
kill it with fire!! the baby i mean...
15. RoflFish - March 24, 2010 9:20 PM
hmm...i could hear the baby, but i couldn't see the baby. strange, must have been the camera angle(s)
16. Asperflux - March 24, 2010 9:42 PM
Long live the robots.
It was a performance, it was not terminiated.
17. 7of9 - March 24, 2010 10:03 PM
Obviously this robot has not handled babies before... looked like the robot folded the baby in half several times for easier management and was not worried about supporting the neck.
Was he attempting to feed the baby at 1:10?
18. ffdhf - March 24, 2010 10:30 PM
it looked like he stepped on the baby's head when he was getting his tin-smelling ass shot! yet, the baby still laughed - without its head - creepy!!!
19. M_D - March 25, 2010 4:26 AM
@9&11 i find new stuff all the time, one reason that i know this craps old. and i just said im losing faith in this site, it used to show nothing but cool new stuff but its like they dont try anymore. "what's that? it's got bacon on it or its made a bacon? post it!" laaaame.
20. Sorkargg - March 25, 2010 6:02 AM
this robot obviously never carried a baby. Too bad for nurse robot
21. Calla - March 25, 2010 8:46 AM
I definitely sent this in. I'm a little peeved that I didn't get credited. THANKS GW.
Still love this site anyway.
22. greg - March 25, 2010 10:00 AM
oh god dammit
Daisy still lives? lol
bout video
I thought the robot was spanking the monkey
23. jiggaboo supastah - March 25, 2010 11:07 AM
"And it just so happens to contain two of my least favorite things in the whole entire world: robots "
are you a chick, or a faggot?
24. james - March 25, 2010 4:28 PM
GREAT ENDING! IF I WAS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER I WOULD HAVE GRABBED A PHASER AND SHOT THAT THING "PEW PEW!'
25. atheistgirl - March 25, 2010 7:34 PM
Weird.