Mar 20 2010TV Remote With Integrated Bottle Opener
The Clicker is a universal remote with a bottle opener attached. I don't know how expensive they are but I do know much it would cost to duct tape a regular bottle opener to my existing remote, so free is kind of my price point right now. And free, as you may know, is what this is supposed to be the land of. BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS. Know what I'm sayin'? Legalize it. Haha, what do you mean I'm in LA and I can just go get a weed card? WAIT, WHAT?! Slow down you're blowing my mind.
Bottle opener remote is perfect for couch potato beer snobs [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. meeotch - March 20, 2010 7:16 PM
I could really use one of these
2. monster - March 20, 2010 7:25 PM
So THAT'S why GW really moved to LA.
3. kimbo jones - March 20, 2010 7:35 PM
It also apparently triples the amount of beer you have, seeing as they were able to fill the glass with about 1/3 of the bottle.
4. Mr. Chip - March 20, 2010 7:42 PM
Modern survival gear. God forbid you'd have to walk to the kitchen to get your beer open.
5. they're real and they're spectacular - March 20, 2010 7:56 PM
I think beer is gross, I prefer liquors. Is that how you spell that? It doesn't look right.
6. kelehendros - March 20, 2010 7:56 PM
huh.. reminds me of the gore declogger i got on my chain sword to clean out all the human guts that get cought in the gears
7. MeatWaD - March 20, 2010 8:28 PM
Woot For lazy Fatass Americans!!
8. obama - March 20, 2010 8:30 PM
shame its not left handed.
9. atheistgirl - March 20, 2010 9:14 PM
What a stupid idea.
If, or rather when, it breaks you'll have no opener and no remote.
10. Xodus I - March 20, 2010 9:16 PM
The cap isn't even bent, lol. Advertising tricks galore
11. Tony Huynh - March 20, 2010 10:14 PM
Wow, this should be a standard feature on all tv remotes.
12. Daisy - March 20, 2010 10:27 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max got a remote control from Ping Pong Feng, that would allow him to fast forward through life. Max fast forwarded through the day to get to the sex, and then replayed it till he was sore. Occasionally he would pause in the middle to get a beer.
13. Tina - March 20, 2010 11:15 PM
Such a interesting idea. But will people buy new remote just because of that?
14. Pwnsauce - March 21, 2010 1:22 AM
Bout time, im sick of getting up to open my beer. F*** the Univers. remote bottle opener is centuries before all this multiprogramming shit.
15. Barry - March 21, 2010 1:37 AM
its really cool. these two things are a pair when sitting in sofa
16. Cpt Obvious - March 21, 2010 2:24 AM
It's just a remote with a bottle opener built into it.
17. Cpt Obvious - March 21, 2010 2:25 AM
You can also use this thing to change channels.
18. Remegy - March 21, 2010 5:48 AM
Its not a remote with a bottle opener... its a fucking bottle opener with added tv operating capabilities.
19. ElSardine - March 21, 2010 1:35 PM
Genius,absolute f&$^#@!g genius...
20. LLl - March 21, 2010 1:45 PM
Do they even make bottles that require an opener anymore? I thought they were all twist off.
21. Jessica - March 21, 2010 4:03 PM
Crack'n open the root beer!
22. blueZorro - March 21, 2010 11:41 PM
Mmm...beer.
23. Posttache - March 22, 2010 5:23 AM
Again, with your shadow theory. Are you a shadow expert, are you even a ninja?
24. S J West - March 22, 2010 8:36 AM
Fools, they should have built in a refillable and replaceable lighter too!
25. TeddyBeer - December 15, 2010 12:46 PM
When they incorporate a pistol into a remote with this opener I am buying. Freedom means me shooting you as you enter my home. Be it drunk or other wise get ready for some hot lead and cold beer.