Protecting Our Right To Deliciousness: Meat-Armored Riot Police

I can't tell where the bacon ends and the pasty naked guy begins. Not that I'm worried. You think I won't eat your shield? I WILL EAT THAT SHIELD. Just try to pepper spray me, I dare you. That shit's like a condiment to me.

Picture Posted to Geekologie's Facebook

Thanks to Quentin, who tried to join the salami police but wasn't accepted because he didn't meat the physical fitness requirements. See what I did there? God I'm good.

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Protecting Our Right To Deliciousness: Meat-Armored Riot Police

\n\nI can't tell where the bacon ends and the pasty naked guy begins. Not that I'm worried. You think I won't eat your shield? I WILL EAT THAT SHIELD. Just try to pepper spray me, I dare you. That shit's like a condiment to me. \n\nPicture Posted to Geekologie's Facebook\n\nThanks to Quentin, who tried to join the salami police but wasn't accepted because he didn't meat the physical fitness requirements. See what I did there? God I'm good.