Mar 30 2010Jesus Ought To Be Furious: Robosaurus Returns To Australia For Royal Easter Show

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One of the first things people always want to know about me is how I feel about robotic dinosaurs, like would I still bang one. And the answer is simple, but tied to another question: have I been drinking?

A giant fire-breathing robotic dinosaur that eats cars has returned to Australia for this year's Royal Easter Show.


The monestrous Robosaurus, which stands four stories high, has steel jaws and a fire breathing nose, hasn't been down under for 10 years.

Robosaurus is twice as high and three times as heavy as its prehistoric counterpart, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Well I guess that's one way to celebrate Easter. One BAD way. You might as well gather the show-goers together and burn em all with a flamethrower. Or at least mill about the crowd cropdusting.

Robosaurus returns for the Easter show [brisbanetimes]

Thanks to Nam Som, who would take a wrench to Robosaurus and probably die trying to loosen the first bolt. You know what you need? Ninja lessons.

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NOM NOM NOM!

I need to go there so frikkin fast.. 1ST!

SECOND NOM NOM

I wonder if cars taste like chicken...?

Guess who's back.
Back again.
Jaja's back.
Suck my phallus.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was racing to see who could drive the closest to the cliff before jumping out of the car, but his coat got caught, and he just made it, and the other driver ended up going over the edge.

hopefully @2 & @3 were in that car when it was hit, god knows the world could do with a few less firstarded douches

Eight! Yeah that does get annoying....

I saw that probably 3 times, between the ages of 8-13. It's nice havin parents who drag race, and the racetrack brings this crazy motherfucking thing.

YES!!! I'm so very glad that I live in Sydney! After seeing this, I think I will go to the Show this year. AWESOMESAUCE!!! My boyfriends family have VIP tickets :D

I was there! haha it was awesome!

coolrobosaurus

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