Mar 23 2010Great, They're Giving Him A Giant Lightsaber
Remember the giant Gundam statue in Japan that I predicted would become self aware and wreak havoc on Japan in a way that would give even Godzilla a raging boner? Well now they've decided to give the bastard a light-up "beam saber". What's a beam saber? I dunno, but I sure don't want to be on the receiving end of one! Or double-ended dildo. BTDT, wish I'd destroyed the video.
Giant Gundam Returns With Giant Beam Saber [kotaku]
Thanks to Jordan and mousecheese, who gonna steal the beam saber and use it for evil. Not if I get to it first, jerks.
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Reader Comments
1. andree - March 23, 2010 2:27 PM
LOL!
2. DH - March 23, 2010 2:29 PM
remember that scene from robot chicken-star wars, where he drops the lightsaber through the floor...
3. FDSY - March 23, 2010 2:31 PM
Well ass. Looks like Imma gonna have to put on some big boy shoes when I'm called in to kick this guy's ass.
4. naas - March 23, 2010 2:36 PM
fuck, they're giving lightsabers to everyone these days. I'm not against it or anything, don't get me wrong..... I have 2 of them myself. They just seem to be losing value seeing them more & more often
5. blueZorro - March 23, 2010 2:38 PM
So nukes are less effective than giant robots with swords? This reminds me of the time everything died when my Cain from Mass Effect 2 killed everyone...twice.
6. jangler - March 23, 2010 3:31 PM
i have a bigger lightsaber that i use to sabe lights IM JUST SAYIN YO
7. Closet Nerd - March 23, 2010 3:38 PM
file this under:
SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
.... along with many of the awesome stories i have from my drunken years at college
8. Robot-Destroyer - March 23, 2010 3:46 PM
Why is this upsetting people? Does no one else think seeing japanese people running from a giant sadistic gundam with a lightsaber would be FUNNY AS HELL!? as long as that thing doesnt have a jet pack and cant go in water, then i say let the japs fuck themselves!
9. dave - March 23, 2010 4:06 PM
i thought this was in korea?
10. Richard McBeef - March 23, 2010 4:24 PM
Which end of a double headed dildo is the receiving end?
*head explodes*
11. atheistgirl - March 23, 2010 4:47 PM
Double-ended dildos are fun.
So I've been told...not that'd know...maybe.
12. JFreezy - March 23, 2010 5:00 PM
@8,
LOL!
My beam saber, I mean light sword.................. whatever the hell it is...........is bigger! Just sayin........
13. Dishy - March 23, 2010 6:04 PM
@11 athegal, I'd like to see the pic you'd name-link with that comment.
14. Jaded Icon - March 23, 2010 6:08 PM
Well, at least Gundams are piloted by humans, well more specifically 13 year old boys........wait, maybe this wasn't a good idea after all.
15. atheistgirl - March 23, 2010 6:17 PM
@13. http://ogrodwolnosci.pl/images/stories/news/palikot-dildos.jpg
16. Dishy - March 23, 2010 6:24 PM
athgal, he should wrap that thing up in bacon. It'd be safer, were it to go off.
17. Ben - March 23, 2010 6:57 PM
Like I said on Facebook way before Geekologie did:
I'm totally stealing this thing and challenging Godzilla to an extreme thumb wrestling match. Or one awesome game of rock-paper-scissors. I can't decide.
18. Daisy - March 23, 2010 9:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx and Baja were being chased by zombies, and were killing everyting that moved. A neighbor came out and asked it it was clear, and Max killed him before realizing that the neighbbor wasn't a zombie after all.
19. animefan444 - March 24, 2010 12:50 AM
u douche if u never4 saw a gundam film dont just say starwars material
n by the way its called beam sabre n no theyre not the same
even if its fake dont just comment on it like u know everything