Mar 23 2010DO IT, DINO! EAT THEM, EAT THEM BOTH!

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OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I would orgasm. And the whole world would feel it. I'm talking an 11 on the Richter scale here, folks. Total devastation.

Edward Watches Bella [verydemotivational]

Thanks to Megan, Nathan and Uncle Stalin, who watch the raptor watching Edward watching Bella. Whoa, now that's deep.

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nice bahahahaha

Hola a tOdos.Mi nombre es jOpa! Como estan>.>// espero que muy biien!. Sole tengo que decirles algo..Que los quiierO a todos! Son lo maximo. Espero que la pagina Geekologie tenga muchos exitos y que en el futuro seamos muchos pero MUCHOS Posters!. Tengo 1 perro que se llama Champion y que va a ser papa en los proximos meses.Estoy muy feliz por el .por fiin se volvio hombre.Pense que era Gay. BuenO que disfruten la pagina hOhohO! >/<

Raptor tears the flesh from Edward's/Bella's skin. Violently.

coool

But he's Edward... he is an indestructible vampire who hunts wild animals too kill and feed on them. All the Raptor is, is a big wild (extinct) animal. Just sayin...

@5 He's a fictional wussbag who's sole purpose is to want to screw some jailbait, but be worried about the consequences. The raptor is a shark with legs.

DO IT FFAAAAGGOT!

yes! now i would watch it.

..... speaking of orgasms.... did you know a pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes?!
oink oink baby.... just sayin
MLIG

^ and just one more reason why pigs are the best animals on the planet

"clever girl" **gun shot** "aaaaaagh"

wow..good for the pigs! im pretty jealous. and @ 6...what you said was beautiful, and soo..soo true.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tellits a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max stood over the pit and said It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

@13 It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

Hahahahahahaa

@ 13
it was the point..
dumb!

now, i could be mistaken... but i don't think that's a raptor. that's a robot in disguise. dinobot anybody?

Peer pressure made me read the books, but I'm not going anywhere near the movies. ever. They should hand out barf bags at the theater like they do for rollercoasters and airplanes.

And remember, don't end up like me, just say NO.

Clever girl.

Let's throw a few zombies, ninjas and a-bombs in there to make sure.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/507021/80702563.jpg

Actually, of course I would devour Bella instantly. Not because I hate her, but to safe her from another second of douchey-laden pseudo plots and bad characters. Not to mention gay notvampires and queerwolves. Then I would bite off Edwards arm, legs, and peen so he would have to live the rest of his life not being able to prey on poor innocent children. I'd just f*ck that Jacob kid up. Then my pack and I(obviously there are more of us in the picture because as all of you learned about my species from those dinosaur movies we hunt logically and together) would hunt down Stephanie Meyer and make her life a living and dying Hell. Then we would all puke because anything we had just eaten would be tasteless and revolting.

Hola a tOdos.Mi nombre es jOpa! Como estan>.>// espero que muy biien!. Sole tengo que decirles algo..Que los quiierO a todos! Son lo maximo. Espero que la pagina Geekologie tenga muchos exitos y que en el futuro seamos muchos pero MUCHOS Posters!. Tengo 1 perro que se llama Champion y que va a ser papa en los proximos meses.Estoy muy feliz por el .por fiin se volvio hombre.Pense que era Gay. BuenO que disfruten la pagina hOhohO! >/<

@19

And dogs...and airstrikes...and
OUR RADAR WILL FIND THEM, WHEREVER THEY HIDE
just sayin'

@2
Loose translation:
Hello everyone. My name is Jaffa! As this hope that very well. I just have to tell you something. I love them all! They are the best. I hope the site Geekologie much success in the future and there are many, many posters! I have 1 dog named Champion who will be pope in the coming months I am very happy for him. Finally becomes a man. I thought it was Gay. Well enjoy the site hohoho! > / <

god creates man and dinosaurs, man turns into vampire, vampire falls in love, dionsaur eats vampire... women inherits the earth!

"I know what you are. You're cold-blooded and you feed on humans." "Say it..." "RAPTOR!!!"

Yes! disembowel them both before they make another movie!

@24 - pretty sure the "papa" is talking about dad rather than the pope. Make's more sense that his dog will be a father soon and the author is surprised because he thought his dog was gay.

In the next book, lovesick Raptor competes with Edward and Jacob for the affections of Bella, who only realizes her own feelings of longing for Raptor when they share a secret and a stolen kiss.

http://eattoast.deviantart.com/art/the-internet-158040461

A deviant's take on the Internet. Missing Pew Pew's and boobies.

"mmmmm, mary sue and count sparkula!! OMNOMNOM!!"

They look a little terrible.
Bridesmaid Dresses http://www.idealweddingdresses.com/bridesmaid-dress-12

@ 32

Go away dress boy....

omgbbqwtahfuuuuuuuuuuuuthisrules.

there's not enough violence in twilight for a raptor to even be mentioned. What an insult to prehistoric life, fucking twilight

I like blade stalking in the background better. That picture killed me in ways even a raptor can't.

Two Words. TEAM RAPTOR!

Bella appreciated Edward's slurping skills, and she thought Jacob's peanut-butter fetish was cute, but she wasn't prepared for Raptor's almost vicious appetite for eating her out. His hunger and passion were breath-taking, her pleasure heart-stopping.

Literally.

@24 Lol.. Fucked up translation
@28 Thanks for the correct translation ! hOhohO

I love you #37!

that just made twilight bearable.

I'm surprised there hasn't been more inspirational poster mocks of this franchise. Lots to work from really.

@28
How do YOU know?
:D

Lol... thanks for the laugh.

That raptor sure gets around... here he is stalking Michael Buble...
http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com

I am racking my brains to work-out 'boxcutters'. Help. Me.

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