WANT: The World's Most Confusing Bookbag

This bookbag is so full of win the only way it could be any more so is if it came stuffed with airplane bottles. Or liquor-filled juiceboxes, if you're underage.
OBAMA/SONIC/POTTER 2010 BABY!
....Wait, what?
Thanks to Julian, who wears one on each arm and is the coolest kid at school.

