Feb 12 2010Sausage Stylus Lets You Use A Touchscreen And Never Have To Remove Your Gloves
South Koreans, being the industrious people that they are, have discovered that you can substitute an individually packaged sausage to operate your iPhone or other touchscreen cellphone without ever having to take your gloves off. Plus, they make a great snack afterward! The sausages, not the Koreans. Now I know what you're thinking, "But GW, what if I don't have a pre-packaged sausage in my pocket?" And the answer to that, dear reader, is use the man's penis next to you. Trust me, one time I beat 8 levels of Bejeweled before guy got off the bus!
South Korea Discovers The Sausage Stylus [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Grissom, who has gloves that allow you can unwrap individual fingers. Cheater.
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Reader Comments
1. Dannyboy - February 12, 2010 4:34 PM
FOURTH
2. catch22 - February 12, 2010 4:39 PM
now why wouldnt you be able to use a regular stylus with gloves?
3. Loufe - February 12, 2010 4:39 PM
LOL, I remember when wives used to be considered touch screen and the sausage was actually my ____
4. ZoDD - February 12, 2010 4:41 PM
I never have to take my gloves off to use my sausage wand!
5. Closet Nerd - February 12, 2010 4:47 PM
GW, you reached level 8 before the guy "got off the bus" or before the guy "got off on the bus"? just askin
6. LSDiesel - February 12, 2010 4:48 PM
The guy in the back is using his sausage stylus to take a wizz.
7. killerzonescone - February 12, 2010 4:55 PM
we do not not have dog sausage in amer.ica
...it would not work the same, oh the gap of cult.ure
8. Jazzman - February 12, 2010 4:56 PM
I got an individually packaged sausage right here in my pants they all can use!!! That's of course after i'm finished lubing my fine product!!!
9. Pat - February 12, 2010 5:47 PM
"who has gloves that allow you can unwrap individual fingers."
WTF?
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10. Gabe - February 12, 2010 6:21 PM
Yeah, that was ridiculous GW. Good Work!
11. kerbythepurplecow - February 12, 2010 10:53 PM
Those aren't sausages. They're the most disgusting "cheese" product that one could ever eat.
12. me - February 13, 2010 2:09 AM
this is only for capacitive touch screent, not resistive ones. resistive touch screens always work, gloves or not.
13. cyberON - February 13, 2010 2:52 AM
seriously; WTF !
14. Dumbass White Guy - February 13, 2010 7:22 AM
Apparently your game of Bejewelled wasn't the only thing getting beaten on that bus.
DaWG
A resident of America's Hat.©
15. Seyri Film, Film izle, seyret - February 13, 2010 7:26 AM
mm..
thanks sure
16. atheistgirl - February 13, 2010 9:54 AM
That is just dumb.
17. floppes - February 14, 2010 8:46 AM
@11 i hate that damn korean cheese. and its expensiveness is just ridiculous. why can't they come up with something tasty? like, dutch cheese?
18. p-teK - February 15, 2010 10:18 PM
That's awesome. The sausage conducts electricity like a human finger, that's why it works. I know this because about a year ago GW posted a video of an automatic saw-shut off that was demonstrated with a hot-dog!
Who says you don't learn things online?
19. nike basketball shoes - February 28, 2010 10:49 PM
Awesome blog, thanks! Keep up the great work!
20. Meander - April 22, 2010 10:06 PM
>we do not not have dog sausage in amer.ica
>...it would not work the same, oh the gap of cult.ure
Eh... dog meat is actually illegal in Korea, but eating dog meat isn't, I believe.
It is the Swiss who actually produce and eat dog sausages. Here's a recipe.
http://triticale.mu.nu/archives/044135.php