Feb 26 2010Excuse Me Sir, You Have A Katana Through Your Head: Wack-Ass Japanese Headphones
Solid Alliance's 'Crazy Earphones' are just that: f***ing crazy. They come in styles like "mushroom", "katana through your head", "arrow through your head" and "extra ears" and will set you back around $22 a set. But what's $22 for a pair of poor quality ear-buds that'll make people think you're insane and cross to the other side of the street. A small price to pay, that's what! I just bought ten pairs of katanas. HI-YA, SUCKAS!
Hit the jump for a better shot in case you're interested in perusing the merchandise.
SolidAlliance's Crazy Earphones v2: because ear fungus sells [engadget]
Thanks to Aisha Aisha, passing me by (there she goes again). Aisha Aisha, my my my (is it really real). Aisha Aisha, smile for me now. Aisha Aisha, in my life.
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Reader Comments
1. ShamWOW! - February 26, 2010 1:58 PM
I'LL TAKE 20
2. Jaja - February 26, 2010 1:58 PM
I'LL TAKE 99999999!
3. Closet Nerd - February 26, 2010 2:03 PM
I kinda like the mushrooms...... can you eat them?
4. Dishy D - February 26, 2010 2:05 PM
I'll just use a real Katana. Although I'll practice first with an ice pick.
5. Seiny - February 26, 2010 2:05 PM
lmao, wow, LOVE IT! wonder if they would be decoration heavy though and fall out a lot... dunno, still worth it!!
6. Teehee - February 26, 2010 2:08 PM
Mushroom? what mushroom? How dare you say I have fungus growing out of my head! *beats down with a brick* ... ooohyea... I'm wearing head phones... >.> *whistles and walks away*
7. badger badger badger badger badger badger badger - February 26, 2010 2:11 PM
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger ....
8. Closet Nerd - February 26, 2010 2:20 PM
@7 "I poked a badger with a spoon" LSDiesel knows what i'm talkin about
9. STOMPY - February 26, 2010 2:34 PM
@7
SNAKE!!!! A SNAKE AAHHHOOOOOO ITS A SNAKE....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMeLFEq58QU
10. testing - February 26, 2010 2:47 PM
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11. AngryBuddhist - February 26, 2010 2:52 PM
Shouldn't there be one with Balls on one side and the Tip coming out the other? Like I do to your moms.
12. Liquid Tension - February 26, 2010 3:17 PM
Mitsurugi!!!!!
13. Pat - February 26, 2010 3:57 PM
@7, 9 FTW!
I'm surprised it took someone this long to think of this.
14. atheistgirl - February 26, 2010 4:30 PM
I find the 'in the ear' headphones anoying and uncomfertable.
15. muhabbet - February 27, 2010 3:55 AM
Shouldn't there be one with Balls on one side and the Tip coming out the other? Like I do to your moms.
16. rc toys - March 2, 2010 2:50 AM
there be one with Balls on one side
17. レンタカー格安比較 - April 20, 2010 1:03 AM
there be one with Balls on one side