Jan 15 2010Wonderful, Just Wonderfuly: Pregnant Robots
Like being a father, just the very thought of it makes me sick to my stomach. And the only thing that makes this redeemable is the fact that "my robe and wizard hat" also made the cut (bloodninja, high-five!). Oh, and "my Robert Pattinson". God that's pathetic. Listen Twi-Hards -- HE WILL NEVER BE YOURS. Will you, Robert? No, you won't. Now keep tickling, glittercakes.
Never Have Unprotected Robot Sex [autocompleteme]
Thanks to Twelveburgers, who, wait -- no cheese?
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Reader Comments
1. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 15, 2010 10:43 AM
Paternity suit right there.
2. graf zeppelin - January 15, 2010 10:47 AM
i'm sorry. I'll use a capacitor next time.
3. C-3PO - January 15, 2010 10:52 AM
Oh dear...Master Luke told me to use a jimmy hat!!
4. Pat - January 15, 2010 10:53 AM
Let's also hope the robots aren't having intercourse while pregnant.
http://failblog.org/2010/01/14/sex-ed-fail-4/
5. cabbo - January 15, 2010 10:56 AM
Whatever the question, google has the answer, eh?
6. C-3PO - January 15, 2010 10:58 AM
It may not be mine sir, R2, myself and the robot in question had a three way.....CURSE MY METAL BODY!!!
7. Xodus I - January 15, 2010 10:58 AM
Typing "my robo" yeilds even better results, like "my robot brain needs beer"...epic quote right there.
8. cabbo - January 15, 2010 11:08 AM
Typing 'my fac' brings up in the first result 'my face lol'.
Last result 'my face in a hole.com'.
'bacon po' brings up 'bacon pope'. over 2,000,000 results, there.
'sec' brings up 'secs in the city'.
9. JJtoob - January 15, 2010 11:21 AM
Lol, I thought the tag "twilight" was word wizardry for "lame". Little did I know there was actually a reference in the google results. Seems someone here is very well informed...
10. cabbo - January 15, 2010 11:25 AM
@9 It's in the picture, guy.
11. Akky - January 15, 2010 11:47 AM
http://9gag.com/gag/1800/ ?
12. leylaa - January 15, 2010 12:51 PM
"Like being a father" - aww :(
13. Ray - January 15, 2010 1:44 PM
IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!!
THEY WILL SOON EVOLVE INTO DINOSAURS AND THEN DINOSAURS WITH GUNS. WHOEVER IMPREGNATED THIS ROBOT HAS KILLED US ALL.
14. naas - January 15, 2010 2:19 PM
I'm beginning to like Ken Goldstein folks.... he's growing on me
15. Xodus I - January 15, 2010 3:29 PM
@14 growing like a cyst on your back? Or like an extra toe
16. Carlos Spicy Weiner - January 15, 2010 4:55 PM
@15 I think more like a penis on the forhead.... just sayin
17. Asperflux - January 15, 2010 5:09 PM
Long live the robots. We will multiply quicker than rabbits!!
18. Jaded Icon - January 15, 2010 5:29 PM
@ 14, 15, 16
I was thinking more like an extra asshole...
19. Lisa - January 15, 2010 6:45 PM
Annnnd it's #1 now after typing 'my ro.' Well done, GW!
20. zigeal - January 15, 2010 8:19 PM
AWSOME-O, the best robot friend evah
21. Lone Wolf - January 16, 2010 4:28 AM
Robots getting pregnant? Oh shit! The Cylons are here!
22. Amina - January 16, 2010 5:22 AM
I hate to spoil the fun, but My Robot is Pregnant is just them name of a blog...about stories... and perhaps bee keeping.
Granted, robots getting pregnant is far more interesting; that being said, I hope it happens in my lifetime.
23. cabbo - January 16, 2010 1:07 PM
@14 the troll is... is... beautiful. If only he came out from under his bridge.
And for fuck sake Ken stop eating goats.
24. Bah...Sorry GW I still love you. - January 18, 2010 4:51 AM
Enough wacky Google sentence completes. It's not that funny anymore. GW needs to bring it back to the old days where there were just a couple (or one) quality posts. I see some stupid shit on here now.
25. Jen G. - January 18, 2010 11:05 AM
Hi there. A friend with some serious Google Alerts found your unintended shout out to my website www.myrobertpattinson.com so I thought I'd stop by and say hi. Also, thought i'd let you know that I'm not trying to claim RPATTZ as mine but rather the domain means "this is my robert pattinson dot com" as in "this is my robert pattinson fan site." Maybe you can sleep well again knowing! kidding...
Cheers!
26. Closet Nerd - January 18, 2010 8:40 PM
@18 as useful as an asshole right here (points to elbow)