Why's He So Small?: Bigfoot Lawn Sculpture

I remember seeing this in the Skymall catalog the last time I was on a plane (suck it, boat!) and telling myself to remember to post it. That was months ago. Those little airplane bottles played a trick on me!

With his characteristically big feet, our more than two-foot-tall Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative decor style!

First of all, two feet tall? That's the opposite of Bigfoot -- that's smallfoot. And definitely not worth 100 bones. Also, no guest is going to admire your creative decor style. They're gonna think you're a classless jackass. No, the only Bigfoot I want in my front yard is the monster truck. YOU GONNA DIE, BEGONIAS!

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Thanks to Fally, who will take a conical hatted gnome over a little bigfoot any day.

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Why's He So Small?: Bigfoot Lawn Sculpture

\n\nI remember seeing this in the Skymall catalog the last time I was on a plane (suck it, boat!) and telling myself to remember to post it. That was months ago. Those little airplane bottles played a trick on me!\n\n

With his characteristically big feet, our more than two-foot-tall Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative decor style!

\n\nFirst of all, two feet tall? That's the opposite of Bigfoot -- that's smallfoot. And definitely not worth 100 bones. Also, no guest is going to admire your creative decor style. They're gonna think you're a classless jackass. No, the only Bigfoot I want in my front yard is the monster truck. YOU GONNA DIE, BEGONIAS!\n\nProduct Site\n\nThanks to Fally, who will take a conical hatted gnome over a little bigfoot any day.