Jan 18 2010The Oracle Has Spoken: Vision Of The Future
When I was 12 I was convinced this is what the future would look like. Needless to say, I've had to develop some pretty serious defense mechanisms to deal with disappointment in the past 16 years. But I haven't given up -- I WILL be blinded by science laser aereolas. Or die trying. Probably die trying.
Hit the jump for the uncensored, slightly more nipple-y shot.
pewpew [nerdcore]
Thanks to Dr.Pew, who lasered that similarly named Celebrity Rehab host right in the gooch.
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Reader Comments
1. Gw's best friend - January 18, 2010 2:09 PM
First.. AND BOOBS
2. oddwala - January 18, 2010 2:09 PM
every man in the world would be blind... you can't help but stare
3. suomynonA - January 18, 2010 2:20 PM
*Goes blind, but so worth it.*
Whats up with that bike? Stuff really was different back in ancient times, where bikes looks very odd, and shirtless women with star-trek-y glasses would pedal around shooting lazors.
4. Ben - January 18, 2010 2:24 PM
@3
the bike pedaling powers the lasers.
and i hate to say it GW, but she is a cylon.
5. blueZorro - January 18, 2010 2:25 PM
Geordi La Forge's stepsister in a rendition of Star Trek I might want to see. Oh and PEW PEW!
6. Meniscus j - January 18, 2010 2:34 PM
Meniscus j says pew pew
7. glace neuf - January 18, 2010 2:48 PM
damn, i would hit it!
8. hedgehog - January 18, 2010 2:54 PM
I'd probably burn my fingers off too
9. lee.harless - January 18, 2010 2:56 PM
hey hey hey! this is quite silly. ...and nom nom.
10. Dr. Evil - January 18, 2010 3:04 PM
frekin' lazer beams!
11. Chives - January 18, 2010 3:09 PM
Boobs win.
I like laser Vaginoplasty though.
12. Umbongo - January 18, 2010 3:12 PM
om nom nom nom nom
13. PhilFTW - January 18, 2010 3:41 PM
I'm still pretty sure boobs do this already.
14. Nick Sydney - January 18, 2010 4:21 PM
@13 then that must mean baby insides are be the strongest substance ever O=
*slaughters babies for science*
15. tylertheinsane - January 18, 2010 4:40 PM
holycrap your only 28 GW!!!! i always pictured you as a slightly crazy 50-something-year-old that was a die hard nerd, but no your a twenty something dino-perv.
16. terry - January 18, 2010 4:41 PM
go here for more of this
http://www.obviouswinner.com/
wo0t........( , Y . )
17. omg i have gone blind - January 18, 2010 5:35 PM
THATS MY FKNING MOTHER TAKE IT DOWN!
18. toast - January 18, 2010 5:42 PM
Breasts should be object's of peace, not war! STOP THE WEAPONIZATION OF MAMMARY GLANDS!
19. Barney Stinson - January 18, 2010 5:48 PM
Very nice bike!!
20. Kittie - January 18, 2010 6:47 PM
THIS IS A GOOD THING
21. kevEERRROONNOOO - January 18, 2010 7:24 PM
Red spandex......... DO WANT!
Boobs.......DO WANT!
LASERS!!!!! WANT TO DO!!!!!!
22. JDT - January 18, 2010 8:31 PM
LASER BOOBS!!
Two of the best things in life combined.
23. Meniscus J - January 18, 2010 10:47 PM
SPAM Sucks meniscus j's ass
24. livingjetlag - January 18, 2010 11:34 PM
Obi-Wan has taught you well.
Not well enough to know that a bike needs pedals, or that high heels are not really cycling gear, but hey, who am I to argue with a woman who shoots lasers from her chest.
Why two different colors, though?
25. dylan hartland - January 19, 2010 4:03 AM
i know shes my sister but i cant help it!
26. Jaded Icon - January 19, 2010 8:13 AM
Her breast implants look futuristic enough....
27. burgerlord - January 19, 2010 11:30 AM
boob jobs with lasers anyone? HOT!
28. GiNa - January 19, 2010 12:02 PM
How awsome is her hair? so retro, I want.. ..Maybe...
29. darkwing - January 19, 2010 2:54 PM
Laser Boobs - LOOBS
30. desarro - January 20, 2010 1:20 AM
the photo minus the lasers is from a rossin bicycle company calender.
31. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:44 PM
Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.