Jan 28 2010Questionable: A Picture Of The Internet

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Allegedly this is a picture of the internet (high-res version HERE). Only thing is, I freaking live in the internet and it doesn't look all that familiar. I mean, where are all the naked ladies? Everybody knows the internet is at least 40% naked ladies. AND men. I just shy away from the men areas. No, no I don't. BECAUSE I'M OPEN MINDED.

The Internet: The Picture [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Drew, who knows the internet is predominately tubes. Gerbil tubes. It's basically a giant Habitrail.

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wow im secound

fucking firstards.

anyway,

NEEDS MOAR MEMES

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anti-shoe

im making this a poster and hanging it over mah bed so i have something to think about whilst fonicating yo mutha

time for sleep sleep...

...GHEY

yeh, needs porn/hentai to be accurate picture of internet..

The picture is awesome, however the first five comments are so so so fucking dumb. I wish you people would fucking die instead of ruining the comments section. I like reading comments, yet the first twelve-something comments on every fucking post has to be the stupidest bullshit. I don't care which number you are, and nobody else does either. I would ask GW to delete "First!" comments but I'm sure he doesn't care and I bet it's MY comment that gets deleted. FUCK.

where's the bacon?

Yo this needs Pedobear at LEAST. Maybe EFG... Peanutbutter jelly time banana man. Rick roll.. Cheezburger cat. Chuck Norris. Tay Zonday. O RLY owl. THIS IS SPARTAAA. CSI sunglasses guy. Mudkipz. Boxxy. The cake is a lie. So yes, this picture is questionable! :P

13th mwahahaha... also theres no porn... the iternet is full of it.

It's missing bacon, pedobear, and those really cute otters that hold hands.

wo, a friend just showed me this pic like a half hour ago...OLD, GW SUCKS AT JOURNALISM...BOOO

badger badger badger

No porn, which is 75%
No cute cats, which is 15%
No bacon, which is 8%

Sooo...... Looks like 98% bullshit.

Yes, that's right, I can add. In your FACE Fox News!

This is fake! There are no kittehs on the picture, and everybody knows that there are more kittehs on the internet then porn...or star wars.

Where are the furries yiffing in hell?

Where's Goatse

@17

there are several cute cats and one is fighting a dog with over a strip of bacon.

the complete lack of porn is BS. It also needs stuff like goatse and 2G1C. Maybe even tubgirl. AYBABTU? Did I miss it?

I give it a solid B.

No pedobear + no Brian Peppers = FAIL

Whyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship. black woman want to have fun with white man and black guys want to have fun with white women. There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as __site__WealthySeeker.com____ recommend it here= - __site__WealthySeeker.com____

Mario riding Realistic Yoshi would NEVER fight in the army of Basement Cat!

I R offended.

Severely lacking in Pirate vs. Ninja references, naked Asian women, the "I Like Turtles" zombie kid, Nick Nolte mugshot, 1337-speak, and naked Asian women. :D

That picture doesn´t work at all: who is flying the Falcon while Han Solo is fighting at the Epic Mega Rave???
Sorry,but not very realistic.

Millenium Falcon Wins!
And Jesus is a Raptor!!!

How.. can they make a picture of the internet. without any kind of hardcore porn it?:p

New-style joker and Obama doing an ollie over batman while high-fiving each other?

@18 are you blind? There's a LOT of cats here.

@26 Chewie.

@15 I read that post twice. The first time was OK but second time it was totally OLD!

SHIT SHIT SHIT TERRIBLE AWFUL SHIT BAD TERRIBLE

if thats the internets then were is teh booooobs? now i do love a good meme but if a pic of teh internets is to be made dont forget teh booobs!


FUCK YOU FIRST!!!!

If you look a little closer you will see that bacon is in the pic. The cat and dog are playing tug a war with it.

It's true. As a representation of the Internet, it should have porn somewhere. Unless this is just part one of a triptych created around the theme of geekiness.

Gay doesn't mean open minded...it means you're GAY!

@30 - but Chewie's raving on the skins.

Where is Daisy when you need her?!

And does anyone else remember those dinosaurs that had robotic attachments with the bad guys were human like animal people. The t-rex (on the left above the 'epic mega rave' sign is from the toys I am talking about.

Does anyone out there know what toys I am talking about?
...... just askin

Never mind... I found em.......Dino-riders

("Dino-Rider" that sounds like a nickname for GW on "Time Traveling Tuesdays" when he goes back to the Mesozoic era... just sayin)

http://www.dinoriders.com/Toys/Toys(Dinosaurs)DR.html

lol at the half life references. at least this guy did one thing right. he put morgan freeman and the combine on opposite sides. also look in the background besides the t-rex, there's wolverine!!

Why aren't you at the top on a T Rex wielding a Lightsaber showing your dominance (with me by your side admiring your awesomeness)? Wait what.

Also, @ RoflFish, source image for the T Rex and Wolverine is the background on my desktop.

http://www.sidekickcomicsuk.com/blogs/media/blogs/sidekick//Wolverine_vs_T_rex.jpg

Just so you can experience it.

@37: Couldn´t have said it better!!!!!FAKE!

ALSO @ Closet Nerd...

http://www.secretdancemoves.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dino-riders.jpg

Source image for what is used.
That was what my desktop was before I made it the T Rex v. Wolverine.

@44 Good Call!
I had a bunch of those dinosaurs when i was younger.

open minded = faggot !!!!!
got something to say [email protected]

..really? no LOLrus?

This is awful. Seriously.

Where's waldo?

GMan? nice...

kitteh high five!

Dino Riders = Awesome. My childhood = empty.

Anyone got any shrooms?

1) Lando Calrissian if flying the Faclon, so that solves that.

2) It would be wise to change the high-res link to a Rickroll.

3) Is hungry.

*is flying the Falcon

@53 I wish!

Credit to Reddit, please.

Needs Chuck Norris and more cowbell.

Wheres rick astley?

Where the fuck are the cats?
Cats RULE the internet.

Awesome as hell!

I could do better... '-.-

No pirates OR ninjas. FAIL.

FIRSTARDED, MOTHA FUCKAS!

DINO JESUS FTW!!!!!!

The image is funny, and I laugh at the falcon shooting at the Enterprise. The Enterprise would blow the Falcon to pieces. Star Trek is still better than star wars.. 11 movies, 5 tv series, not to mention is more intelligent, philosophical. Most Star Wars fans don't even like the new movies so what, that leaves them with three good ones, thats laughable. I love Star Wars, but it sits in the shadows as to what Star Trek is about us, our future.

I find it offensive that no one has mentioned the lack of the ever-awesome STRONGBAD.
no strongbad is so sad :(

The lack of shoop da whoop disturbes me

Leave my comment here

Whoever created this, has a long way to go...

I worked on a Project last year, that I am confident influenced the eF outta this so called: "The Internet: The Picture"

What am I talking about?

Check it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJVr8Lvce0

Win.

Where was pedobear???

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