Jan 13 2010Likelihood Of Diff Features On Apple Tablet
This is a little graphic depicting the likelihood of various features on the upcoming Apple tablet. Of course, you can't read that one for shit so click HERE to see the thing in all its high-res glory, glory, hallelujah. So, what do you think, is it gonna have all that stuff? Like the, uh, laser-phaser port? Ha -- no I didn't l look at the graphic, what the hell do I care?! Ah, I'm supposed to be running a gadget blog. Touche.
Rumor Roundup: The Apple Tablet [thegreenroom] (with explanations of each feature)
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Reader Comments
1. That MF Kymander! - January 13, 2010 2:58 PM
So... Anyone want to hang out today??
:)
2. catch22 - January 13, 2010 2:59 PM
too bad its apple...
i wont touch it
when the pc compatible version comes out, i will look into it
3. hjjh - January 13, 2010 3:02 PM
IM GETTING THIS ITS SOOOOOO SICK FUCK
4. Rrr. - January 13, 2010 3:04 PM
Can someone please tell me what the big deal about a tablet is? For weeks, months even I've been reading about tablets. Who cares? Tablets are nothing new. Sure, with an Apple one you'll be able to touch and pinch the screen but tablets with touch (stylus) screens have been around for at least a decade and have yet to take off. What good is a giant iPhone if it doesn't have a keyboard?
5. Closet Nerd - January 13, 2010 3:04 PM
Can you use it as a rolling tray?
6. dubba - January 13, 2010 3:07 PM
wait 4 months when they scrap this one for 5 consecutive new models every 3 months pissing people off to no extent when the $1k they blew on the first gen is obsolete 10 times over and are given away with a 2 year plan before 2011 even hits
apple is a douche-fest
7. naas - January 13, 2010 3:20 PM
Damn, I thought they meant food... It's past lunchtime & I haven't ea...... TACO BELL!!!!!
8. naas - January 13, 2010 3:21 PM
douche-fest, ahahahahaha
9. killerabbit - January 13, 2010 3:21 PM
Taco Town??!!
10. BAMF - January 13, 2010 3:23 PM
@1 I'll Hang out wiff you
11. killerabbit - January 13, 2010 3:24 PM
There are two #15s and zero #16s.
12. ~zeus~ - January 13, 2010 3:25 PM
who gives a shit.. the iPhone costs 5700kn what is about 1100$ in Croatia
so if this is gonna be 1000$ then it will be 5000$ in Croatia..
so yeah. F* Jobs and F* Apple
13. Xodus I - January 13, 2010 3:28 PM
So it's a portable computer...okay...I have one of those called a laptop that does everything that one does, minus the touchscreen, and guess what...IT STILL WORKS IF YOU DROP IT.
Can you imagine how badly that thing is going to get scratched up with normal use? That big of a touch screen is bound to be doomed with french fry grease and ketchup
14. Dishy Dishyington - January 13, 2010 3:29 PM
Can I use it to find a job? To read the book of Job? Will it give me a nose job? Hand job?
It's all about Jobs.
15. ~zeus~ - January 13, 2010 3:34 PM
corection the Apple iPhone 3G 8GB is 1255$ in croatia
16. naas - January 13, 2010 3:35 PM
dayum.... not a lot of love for apple today but certainly some lovin for................... TACOS!!!!
WOOOT Im coming for you right now taco bell, you sweet delicious sexy thing you
17. Xodus I - January 13, 2010 3:37 PM
@16 $.99 chicken ranch gorditas ftw :D
18. Xodus I - January 13, 2010 3:38 PM
@15...didn't your president just die or something?
19. Pat - January 13, 2010 3:39 PM
@4 It's the latest thing and, for certain applications, it certainly is useful. For instance, a doctor's office I visited last year used tablets so that nurses could pass preliminary information about patients to each other and then to the doctors in the practice.
Will we all be needing them at our desks come summer? Probably not.
20. ~zeus~ - January 13, 2010 3:44 PM
yea m8 in 1999 :|
21. Xodus I - January 13, 2010 3:48 PM
Ohh, right. Bit late there...sorry if that struck a cord or anything.
on a lighter note
APPLE PRODUCTS ARE PRETTY PIECES OF SHIT THAT YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE TO KNOW HOW TO USE
There, my apple rage is out.
22. ~zeus~ - January 13, 2010 3:56 PM
dude that's just stupid.. a child can use a iPhone... try Perl or C++
23. Dishy Dishyington - January 13, 2010 3:56 PM
I want a t-shirt with 3 iPhones howling at the moon.
Make that three tacos.
24. Dasha - January 13, 2010 4:05 PM
Either there is no 16, or its really obvious.
25. Xodus I - January 13, 2010 4:05 PM
Well, if it is running ont he IPhone engine then it will be pretty simple to use. But as far as their OSX goes, it's complete bullshit.
26. McFeely Smackup - January 13, 2010 4:12 PM
I realize it's getting overly trendy to be excited about slate PC's (I'm avoiding the term "tablet" because that's already a VERY different product), but it's equally as trendy to pretend there's not use whatsoever for such a device.
I've been wanting/waiting for a true slate PC for many years, the horrid abortions of the "tablet" laptops that simply turn the monitor around and claim Technology Revolution!! are just silly. Lose the keyboard, lose the I/O ports, lose every damn thing except the touchscreen, THERE you have a useful slate.
People are complaining because a slate isn't the same as a laptop. Well good for you genius, you figure it out. It's a different fucking market segment. Personally, I think it would be the ideal couch-lounging web browsing appliance, tack onto that the iphone/ipod app store and you've got a pretty useful device.
27. naas - January 13, 2010 4:15 PM
ladies & gentlemen..... McFeely Smackup
*applauding is heard throughout the building
Well done
28. Xodus I - January 13, 2010 4:16 PM
@26
People are having abortions of tablet PC's? How'd they get there to begin with?
29. ecn - January 13, 2010 5:09 PM
Batman.
30. mike - January 13, 2010 5:15 PM
its crazy how much life is beginning to imitate star trek. see through screens, touch pads, touch tablets, i wonder when the tricorder will come out.
kinda cool that we are reverting to using tablets, tho. if it was good enough for moses, its good enough for me!
31. Sheldon - January 13, 2010 5:23 PM
So it's a slightly larger, and yet far more expensive version of an iPhone? Wooptie-fucking-doo!
32. corey - January 13, 2010 5:31 PM
apple sucks!
33. joe - January 13, 2010 6:30 PM
there are two 15's and no 16's btw
34. jimmydogballz - January 13, 2010 7:05 PM
not impressed.
#4 says it is powered by a Semi chip though and that made me chuckle
35. jimmydogballz - January 13, 2010 7:07 PM
to clarify. I'm powered by a full blown stiffy
36. Egon - January 13, 2010 8:25 PM
Wow! Supports App store!
Here's my list of very likelies:
Runs on electricity
Made by Apple
Costs more than $0 but less than $1,000,000
Sunrise
Sunset
37. Yagu Clan - January 13, 2010 8:57 PM
This is directed to the previous poster^^^^^^^^^^^
There is NO such thing as Zero dollars ;P
38. really? - January 13, 2010 11:05 PM
Hmm...apparently a 10' (that's ten feet) display is likely. Both surprising and awesome
39. Rer - January 14, 2010 12:51 AM
Apple is awful. They lost the PC battle 20 years ago because of the same problems they still have today.
- The Apple tax (we all know what that is)
- Yesterday's technology, today!
- Hardware incompatibility.
- And last but not least, the stigma of being an Apple DB by owning their products.
40. Epacs - January 14, 2010 12:56 AM
If that's supposed to be a 10 inch screen. How big are those fucking headphones laying next to it.
41. yo mamma - January 14, 2010 6:55 AM
$1000
hahahhahhahahahhaha
.....
.....
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
42. Jaded Icon - January 14, 2010 7:59 AM
Really Apple? Really?
43. jovon ashworth - January 14, 2010 8:49 AM
THERE ARE TWO 15s!!! MY HEAD JUST IMPLODED :'(
44. wes - January 14, 2010 9:27 AM
people still into apple?
hmm..
back to the tacos
45. Tako - January 14, 2010 3:13 PM
WHy are Crapple still around, their the mightmare of the old age where all the computers cost 6000$ and only 10 people had them. Why are they trying to drag us back?
And why do they always release 10 years old crap for 10 times the price? Die already. Make something that does something, or works.
46. ~zeus~ - January 14, 2010 7:40 PM
Mac FAIL! PC WIN!
47. mbt anti shoes - January 15, 2010 11:03 AM
People are complaining because a slate isn't the same as a laptop. Well good for you genius, you figure it out. It's a different fucking market segment. Personally, I think it would be the ideal couch-lounging web browsing appliance, tack onto that the iphone/ipod app store and you've got a pretty useful device.