What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?

Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I'm adding it to my wizard resume! Can I use you as a reference?

The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat]

Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they're any good.

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What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?

\n\nApparently \"20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.\" Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I'm adding it to my wizard resume! Can I use you as a reference?\n\nThe Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat]\n\nThanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they're any good.