Dec 3 2009That's Not A Fireplace: Star Trek Stockings
Apparently you hang your stockings from a DVD rack if you don't have a fireplace. Good to know. But don't go hanging a red one, you won't make it to Christmas! YOU GONNA DIE! But, for those of you that like to throw caution into the wind and piss in the dark, Craftster member Ilia has the pattern to make your very own Star Trek stockings. And don't even THINK about filling mine with reindeer shit again this year, Santa. I'm serious -- one more Rudolph patty and you're a dead man. Then I'm pillaging the North Pole and kicking those little elves around like footballs before making them develop new toys for me. I guess what I'm getting at is this: I'VE BEEN SO GOOD THIS YEAR.
star trek stockings for all the good federation girls and boys [technabob]
Reader Comments
1. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 3, 2009 5:16 PM
i thnk this person needs to be slaped in the mouth, i bet its the dad that spoke klingon to his son for three years...just sayin
2. Andrew - December 3, 2009 5:17 PM
A tagless post from the GW??
3. ciao - December 3, 2009 5:21 PM
this persons' gonna get a nice little visit from krampus. >:D
4. killerabbit - December 3, 2009 5:22 PM
That's no fireplace...it's a space station!
5. naas - December 3, 2009 5:24 PM
I can see a padawan puppy dog shredding the shit outta those with that funny symbol near the top of each one that looks like a bone
@2 I think GW finally got his hands on some of the chronic I've sent him this holiday season. He's firing normally but his focus is a little off the mark......to the side, of the center.....just saying
6. Rosswell - December 3, 2009 5:25 PM
What?! No Command Gold?! Where's Santa going to put the Captain's Yule Log?!
7. Ryan - December 3, 2009 5:30 PM
That's not a Star Trek quote....Star Wars
8. Blastphemer - December 3, 2009 5:33 PM
@ GW
That wasn't reindeer poop, my friend. Took me three fucking weeks to fill those goddamn stockings (and who can even keep track of all the taco bell i had to nom through)...all so I could personally send you a little something for Christmas. And then you turn around and give all the credit to that fat little elf's sled mules???!!!!!
You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple.
9. Blastphemer - December 3, 2009 5:41 PM
@7
Don't you mean - "That's no Star Trek quote."
I'm sure that's ONLY hilarious to ME...but what the hell, sometimes you gotta break down and do something nice for yourself. I'm teary-eyed...seriously, it's always the little things that get me (but NOT spiders damn it...they better bring it with something bigger than that godforesaken backpack sized thing if they want a piece of me...but i digress).
10. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 3, 2009 5:45 PM
@9 spiders are creepy except for this one, this one is cute cuddly and i would totaly keeep one
http://studentblog.registrar.ualberta.ca/matthew/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
11. Blastphemer - December 3, 2009 5:49 PM
IKB - that just...may...be...THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! My jaw is still dropped, and my brain has just fried itself trying to decide whether to pet it, or stomp the shit out of that thing!
Thx. hehe.
12. Blastphemer - December 3, 2009 5:53 PM
Oops...almost forgot.
Ooga booga! MLIG
13. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 3, 2009 5:53 PM
@11 I'm only here to please ;)...just sayin
14. Kver - December 3, 2009 6:17 PM
I doubt the red socks will last long.
15. cheap paul smith - December 3, 2009 7:14 PM
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16. sci fi not fantasy geek (except LOtR) - December 3, 2009 7:31 PM
@11 - You say that now. Just wait till the Twilight stockings come out (you know they're on their way).
Aside to grammar geeks: see how I worked both versions of (they're/their) in one short sentence? I rule! (fist up, radio control for small car in other hand).
17. transplantation victorian debonair/machine language sacred constancy - December 3, 2009 7:42 PM
desperation case law obliging.
Newman Roberts Mill.
take the field lobster matter.
inviolable consecrated snipe.
dead letter obviate collection experiment pyramid.
unarmored Tokay yoga.
poplar Anglican flat top.
permission to haunt duskiness.
forumulation cloven foot christology.
chimney swallow paddy hitless communist hemstitch.
18. cabbo - December 3, 2009 8:24 PM
Unimpressed.
Plus, there's two red-shirts. wtf? THEY GONNA DIE! No presents for you, ensign carter, just the massive, dramatic, brushed-aside fall over the cliff edge. Or the good old 'killed by a ferengi'.
Maybe you get lucky and Romulans are involved.
19. Corey - December 3, 2009 10:53 PM
I only have one thing to say to this... NNNEEERRRDDDSSS!!!
20. Jaded Icon - December 4, 2009 7:27 AM
I thought Trekies didn't believe in Santa....
21. naas - December 4, 2009 10:51 AM
@21 I think it's the other way around, where santa doesn't believe in trekies
22. Blastphemer - December 4, 2009 3:45 PM
@ naas
I think it's the other other way around: In Trekies, Santa believes not.
See what happens when I try to sober up for a day just to remind myself what a non-spinning room feels like? Screw this...I need a drink. ...ooga booga
23. geekgurl - December 4, 2009 5:01 PM
treky.... i actlly like it
24. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 9, 2009 3:53 PM
hehe very nice