But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain

Allegedly this is the new food chain. Of course, I call bullshit because anybody in their right mind who's ever been abducted by aliens knows they don't eat people. Jam Blu-Ray players up their asses, sure, but not eat. Now if you replaced the aliens with robots, then maybe you'd -- oh....yeah -- make me shit myself.

Ultimate Food Chain [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Jan, who is at the tip top of the food chain because the dude will eat anything.

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But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain

\n\nAllegedly this is the new food chain. Of course, I call bullshit because anybody in their right mind who's ever been abducted by aliens knows they don't eat people. Jam Blu-Ray players up their asses, sure, but not eat. Now if you replaced the aliens with robots, then maybe you'd -- oh....yeah -- make me shit myself.\n\nUltimate Food Chain [buzzfeed]\n\nThanks to Jan, who is at the tip top of the food chain because the dude will eat anything.