But I Can't Sit Still: Plastic Army Man Cosplay

I've seen plastic Army men cosplay before (I'm a freak like that), but this guy takes the cake -- not only for having a base but, yeah, mostly for having a base. I'd still knock him over with a speeding checker though.
Move over, hot chicks: this cosplay's about to blow you out of the water [japanator]
Thanks to Clint, who used to have checker wars until his fingers bled and ribs were bruised from lying on the foyer floor all day.

