Dec 7 2009Beer Books: Because Every Drunkard's A Hemingway Just Waiting To Get Out
I think I speak for all of us when I say some of my most brilliant ideas have come to me in the middle of the night when I've woken up on the can after passing out from puking so hard I popped blood vessels in my eyes. And what better place to scrawl all that genius down than a $8 hand-bound journal made out of a cardboard beer case? I can't think of anywhere. Funny story: one time I turned the lights off in the bathroom and spun around in a circle three times yelling, "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!" Then I flicked the lights on and stared in the mirror. You know what I saw?! "Buy more TP" written in acne cream. And then, underneath that, "BTW, this isn't acne cream ;)". THEN WHAT WAS IT?! Freaky, I know.
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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who scribbles his brilliance on the back wall of his bedroom closet. In crayon.
Reader Comments
1. lalla - December 7, 2009 3:08 PM
first
2. lalla - December 7, 2009 3:08 PM
booyeah
3. lalla - December 7, 2009 3:09 PM
third
4. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 3:14 PM
@ 1, 2, 3 your all loser's...i dont really get the point of these books i mean drinking is fun and all but i dont think I'll be able to even read when I'm drunk let alone read something about "being" drunk...just sayin
5. Pat - December 7, 2009 3:14 PM
Alpha state sleep is really the best time for thinking.
6. Closet Nerd - December 7, 2009 3:18 PM
and the papers are sooooooo fine.... they seem to say "zig zag".... just sayin
7. LSDiesel - December 7, 2009 3:27 PM
@4, When I grow up, I wanna be just like you. Retarded.
8. Hayley - December 7, 2009 3:33 PM
I'd write in it.
And by "write in" I mean "stoke a fire with".
9. jodie - December 7, 2009 3:36 PM
Wow, I actually have a 'drunk' journal..
I used to use my daily ones but, then I'd end up having to rip the pages out the next day when I was sober. So, now I just keep an x-tra 'drunk' one.
10. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 3:50 PM
@7 its okay because this is how i feel about you
http://www.ihatestickers.com/images/medium/humorous/ihs_c_hrth_MED.jpg
11. Hayley - December 7, 2009 3:54 PM
Damnit Bambi.
I actually clicked that link, expecting something humorous or entertaining.
Guess I should've known better.
12. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 3:57 PM
well hayley i dont usually do things here for the "greater good" this was meant specificaly for LSDiesel because he hates me so much that he wants to be me...is he a man?
13. naas - December 7, 2009 3:58 PM
I know I've already warned my imitator on a previous blog's comment, but then I realized that all he has to do is use a different computer for access to this site if he is banned (d'oh). Anyways, I have created a new way to verify my authenticity in the midst of imitators. For now on, in conjunction with using improper punctuation at the end of paragraphs, I will be include an encrypted notice at the end of each post that everyone, except for the "fake naas", can see
***NOTICE: THIS IS THE REAL NAAS. (DISREGARD THIS NOTICE IF YOU ARE THE FAKE NAAS)***
14. naas - December 7, 2009 4:02 PM
P.S. I mentioned something before about GW being able to (and willing to) ban the "fake naas" if need be. I am sorry if anyone misinterpreted this comment to mean that I have a personal relationship with the GW that extends beyond me wanting to be acknowledged by him...which I do not
That is all
***NOTICE: THIS IS THE REAL NAAS. (DISREGARD THIS NOTICE IF YOU ARE THE FAKE NAAS)***
15. glace neuf - December 7, 2009 4:03 PM
( . Y . )
16. not the real nass - December 7, 2009 4:06 PM
i want to be nass...is there a kind of subscription fee? do i have to be accepted into the club? what are the benifits and hours like? do i get vacation time? these are things i need to know
17. Hayley - December 7, 2009 4:07 PM
@ 13 & 14
I lol'd.
Also, the caps hurt my eyes.
18. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 4:12 PM
um...yeah I'm not 100% sure about this naas being the "real" nass...also @15 nice boobs and @16 shut up your dumb
19. LSDiesel - December 7, 2009 4:21 PM
@18, I don't hate you anymore. In fact, to show you how sorry I am, I'll let you stick your finger in my butt while you blow me.
20. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 4:29 PM
@19 well as long as your dick is big or you have plenty of $$$ then I'll do it...just dont tell my man ^O^
21. Hayley - December 7, 2009 4:32 PM
*Shakes LSDiesel
22. LSDiesel - December 7, 2009 4:35 PM
@21, No, you don't get to. Only I-Kill-Bambi's. But thanks for trying.
@20, The only living thing that can deepthroat me is a giraffe.
23. LSDiesel - December 7, 2009 4:37 PM
Yes, I've tried.
24. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 4:44 PM
hey LSDiesel.....i want your babies! seriously if they turn out to be even half as amazing as you are then I'll have children that rival jesus himself....just sayin baby ;)
25. Closet Nerd - December 7, 2009 4:46 PM
@22 A GIRAFFE?! Really?! Nice..... just sayin
26. LSDiesel - December 7, 2009 4:52 PM
@24, Okay. What time do they put you to bed? What's your room number? I can sneak past the night-shift nurses and we can make sweet sweet love until it's time for your morning sponge-bath.
No, of course I don't mind the drool. But if it would make you more comfortable, we can do it doggy style. Good puppy....
27. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 5:02 PM
@26 disrespectful little child you i served in Vietnam you know! well i guess i mean i "serviced" the men in vietnam, What! i had to make a living...just sayin
28. Hayley - December 7, 2009 5:04 PM
*Projectile vomit
29. LSDiesel - December 7, 2009 5:05 PM
@27, no one pays for STDS
30. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 5:08 PM
True but I have AIDS which means....
http://profiles.nlm.nih.gov/VC/B/B/H/D/_/vcbbhd.jpg
31. 24-bit whore - December 7, 2009 6:01 PM
I missed all the fun this afternoon, being away from geekologie makes the 24-bit a dull whore!
32. Jaded Icon - December 8, 2009 8:12 AM
Maybe it's just me but I write awesome stories when I'm wasted, the problem is when I sober up I can't read any of them........
33. SmsVar, Sms Gönder, Toplu Sms - December 8, 2009 2:23 PM
hmm good..
thanks..