Nov 13 2009Yeah, No: Video From Top of The Burj Dubai
This is a video taken from the top of the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, at 2,684 ft. Jesus, that's half a mile. Can you believe humans are even capable of this? I can't -- I shit my swim trunks on the high dive once. But, to my credit, I did do one hell of a cannonball.
This Video From the Tip Top of the Burj Dubai Makes Me Sick to My Stomach [gizmodo]
Thanks to Rick, who has dived off higher platforms into a cup of water. I mean, he died, but he did do it.
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Reader Comments
1. Volt Wrong - November 13, 2009 8:19 PM
Fugg that
2. dave - November 13, 2009 8:19 PM
i have been higher...
3. this guy - November 13, 2009 8:21 PM
holy shit that would be terrifying..
4. Oscar Vaca - November 13, 2009 8:37 PM
I already shit my self and I just watched the video. I wonder how long it would take for your shit to hit the ground from that height?
5. St Joseph - November 13, 2009 8:46 PM
why would you make a building that tall thats just ridiculous...
6. Jim - November 13, 2009 8:47 PM
Tower of Babel 2
7. rendereduseless - November 13, 2009 8:50 PM
horf
8. rendereduseless - November 13, 2009 8:52 PM
@2 :nice
9. khalse - November 13, 2009 9:03 PM
mmm skyscraper i love you
10. zoozle - November 13, 2009 9:11 PM
Omg, even lookin' at this video gives me creeps)
Yeah, I'm a pussy :(
11. me - November 13, 2009 9:30 PM
thats what my penis looks like, from a mile away
12. JJtoob - November 13, 2009 9:31 PM
Nice sniper spot. Oh, sorry, too much Call of Duty.
13. UAE dude - November 13, 2009 9:41 PM
Thats right, we have the world's largest tower, largest man made island, largest amount of man made islands, and soon in a year or two, the world's largest mall. It's been built, it's just, it takes time to fill all the rooms.
14. jong pill bae - November 13, 2009 9:50 PM
everlast builing ever seen before .... outstanding @,,@;;
15. Manuel - November 13, 2009 11:13 PM
Highest building... worst view
what a ugly place =/
16. Phil Ken Sebben - November 13, 2009 11:41 PM
A base jump from that building would be amazing!
17. Curiosity - November 13, 2009 11:44 PM
I love how there isn't any green. Had to do something with the giant litterbox.
18. Spork - November 13, 2009 11:54 PM
As amazing that building is, its really a shame its being built there. There is no nice view from the top. All you see is sand and dust.
19. mfbinc - November 14, 2009 12:18 AM
looks like a real life simcity down there...
20. M Paul Wiley - November 14, 2009 12:58 AM
GW:
I like your site and your commentary on select topics. Now that I've gotten the obligatory nice preface out of the way... You have to admit, almost 50% of your content is directly borrowed from Gizmodo. I've never seen you post something before they do when both sites post on it. The thing that really gets me is, you usually even post the same picture, but just say something about dinosaurs or robots.
Reposting my favorite Gizmodo posts sounds like the best job ever. Where do I sign up?
21. me - November 14, 2009 3:48 AM
@20 it's easy, you just make your own site, but you aren't funny so noone will go to it
22. Kevin - November 14, 2009 10:46 AM
WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE HALF MILE HIGH CLUB??!!!
23. Jeff - November 14, 2009 10:50 AM
In GW's defense, Gizmodo did actually steal the infrared fart thing from Geekologie, so it goes both ways.
24. Jeff - November 14, 2009 10:58 AM
Link supporting the above comment: http://gizmodo.com/5403646/what-is-this
25. CptPorter - November 14, 2009 11:18 AM
Leap of Faith, anyone?
26. Justin - November 14, 2009 12:07 PM
@13 Compensating for something?
27. naas - November 14, 2009 12:19 PM
@13 yes but, no matter how hard your country may try you will never have the largest ego's, least hated radicalized-religion nor women with the largest breasts
@20 while you're wrong about the sources of GWs material on this website, blogs borrow & share material from each other all the time
28. KK - November 14, 2009 3:54 PM
The Sears tower er Willis tower is boring. This looks likes fun!
29. PaNTsMaN - November 14, 2009 5:25 PM
@20......
So the fukk what????? Saves my lazy ass and podgy left mouse digit from having to scour teh interwebs for a tasty dinosaur, robot or visible flatulence related morsel........
Thanks to Geekologie, I never have to think or do anything for myself any more, except spray on a little masculine pheromone aftershave just before that semi-attractive, totally bangable, nurse from community welfare comes in to sponge down my bed sores and remove those hard to reach hoagie leftovers from ma' belli-folds.
So, why don't you delicately place the pointy tip of the Burj tower into your rectal cavity then slide yourself to the bottom.
Oh and FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!
30. John - November 14, 2009 6:43 PM
Anyone notice that that dude was all like "this is the highest point in the world" ?
Actually the earth has the tall things called mountains. Everest clocks in at 29,029 FT.
31. Colton - November 14, 2009 11:12 PM
Be one hell of a suicide
32. Jim - November 14, 2009 11:19 PM
@16- It's been done, I saw the video. What this place needs is radical muslims to take it out with a jet- it's a tower built on capitalism, so it's a fair target too, right? Just because it's in a muslim country doesn't mean that it should be excluded...
33. Splat - November 15, 2009 3:47 AM
@13 and a wonderfully unsustainable economic model that's already falling apart before even coming to fruition.
34. Krowe - November 15, 2009 9:58 AM
Guess where all that gas money goes? Hes standing on it.
35. Big Ol' Al - November 15, 2009 2:26 PM
Awesome! Gotta hand it to them! They had the balls and bills to build it! Two of these should have been built on the site of the WTC!
36. gdfsfds - November 15, 2009 6:01 PM
What a shit hole, hope this disgusting gaudy mess sinks back into the sand
37. Uni - November 15, 2009 9:51 PM
no doubt the economy for dubai is going the way of the dodo
38. emptyaddy - November 16, 2009 12:29 PM
So this is what an ICBM sees before it blows its load....
39. Ididthemath...kinda - November 16, 2009 2:30 PM
@ 4
I found that the average weight of a bowel movement is about .1814 kg and plugged it in to an online calculator. With things like drag not considered, it took about 12.9 seconds. Since the poo would have to exceed it's terminal velocity to do that you can likely figure it may take a little longer till it hits the ground. So I'm guessing it would take about 15-20 seconds for your poo to hit the ground if you took a dump off of the top of the Burj Dubai. But that's mainly just guess work.
40. Genmar - November 16, 2009 4:12 PM
@ 20 dude it's like news channels reporting news that other channels filmed and covered originally. Like others have said it saves them the hassle of searching the web for everything that they might like to see. The reason Geekologie works is because of it's writer. People who frequent this site enjoy his taste in stories, his style of storytelling, his dino-fetishes and everything else about him. They trust him to deliver things they will mostly find interesting, and maybe put a more humerous twist on them. Half the story is in the reporting of it. You can make a balnd as fuck story really funny if you caption it properly, which is something our friend the GW writer is, in our opinnion as fans of his site, some thing he does really well.
41. Demetrius Rainey - November 16, 2009 5:29 PM
They 've gotta be living recession free. But if they go into a depression...........sad really.