Nov 1 2009Sure, Why Not?: Driving Around In A Half-Car
Ever wanted to see some crazy Serbian driving around in car that's been cut in half? Then today's your lucky day! I kept waiting for him to flip the thing over on himself but the physics weren't there. And speaking of crazy Serbians: I used to know one. He drove a bright yellow VW GTI with a matching smiley face air freshener hanging from the rearview and an AK-47 in the trunk. I never rode with him.
Thanks to alex, who claims he could do the same thing with a 1/4 car.
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Reader Comments
1. almi - November 1, 2009 5:15 PM
second!
2. Hummer Job - November 1, 2009 5:19 PM
I can think of about 900 reasons why not.
3. Closet Nerd - November 1, 2009 5:30 PM
I only hope these guys don't procreate, but lets not forget about alcohol and poor judgment.
4. Four- ...nah! - November 1, 2009 5:37 PM
This car gets half a win from me.
So, if it's got only two wheels, that technically makes it a motorcycle legally; that means a bit of money saved on insurance.
5. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 1, 2009 5:53 PM
lol^^pussies^^ god wouldn't have made half cars if this guy wasn't meant to drive em
6. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 1, 2009 5:55 PM
and @4 I pay more for insurance on my motorcycle than my car
7. DH - November 1, 2009 5:58 PM
l m f a o
why
8. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 1, 2009 6:12 PM
On second thought, I'm a raging homo that brushes my teeth with penises.
9. Adolf - November 1, 2009 6:58 PM
you should just put a giant caster wheel on the back for stability
10. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 1, 2009 7:05 PM
@8 your mother will die a agonizing death of cancer in her eyes and your father will die from being raped like the little bitch he is you fagot
11. Topher - November 1, 2009 8:28 PM
I dunno, I think I'd call that more of a 3/7 car.
12. jaime - November 1, 2009 9:25 PM
where the hell is the gas tank on that thing?
13. ciao - November 2, 2009 12:19 AM
I hope they make this into a sport one day. :D
oh wait! I'm sensing an Ad attack!
"YeeeeHaww All you dastardly car wrecking loving hicks will love this new hip sport that is known as the 1/2 Car spin off". *throws in cliche' hick voice*
14. Juckstapose - November 2, 2009 12:34 AM
Thank God for natural selection!
15. dark - November 2, 2009 8:57 AM
wow, the power to weight ratio would be awesome on that
16. Closet Nerd - November 2, 2009 11:39 AM
@8 LOL
@10 Calm the fluck down.
@12 They probably bypassed the gas line to a smaller container somewhere else, or just used what fuel was in the engine.
17. ObamaPacman - November 2, 2009 3:20 PM
Next week on failblog: man who drives a half-car crushed himself in half by being a moron driver.
18. blah - November 2, 2009 4:00 PM
Lolz!
and btw. I think they are Polish, not Serbian.
19. Bath Captain - November 2, 2009 4:38 PM
AWESOME!
20. zeus - November 2, 2009 5:09 PM
good thing it's not a Yugo!
21. Ebee - November 2, 2009 8:07 PM
I wonder if this cut his gas consumption in half.
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22. Agul - November 3, 2009 6:29 AM
They are Polish, you can hear them encouraging
the guy:
... put on third man...put on third.
23. r00pert - November 3, 2009 6:52 AM
Fail.
They are most definitely Polish. I've heard that in Serbia cutting a car like that in half is considered a blasphemy and the punishment is 50 lashes in public square. And yes, damnation in hell...
* angry Serb
24. Ubergeek85 - November 5, 2009 10:46 PM
That can't be good for the clutch.
I want.
25. Wayne S - December 4, 2009 5:52 AM
Nothing horribly original!
Saw this on the RED Green Show years ago, put two K-Cars back to back after driving the first half away.
Saw again on DAVIDSFARM on YouTube last summer, check out the REDNECK ROLLERCOASTER if you liked this one!
26. AceofBass - February 16, 2010 1:31 AM
haha one of the few advantages of front wheel drive