Nov 28 2009Roomba Saves Kids From Poisonous Snake


Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING.

One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she returned she tried to turn it back on though it kept beeping and getting stuck. When she opened the machine she discovered that the machine prevented the small viper from occupying the home and hurting her young children. "He was probably looking for a place to hide in one of the rooms because of the upcoming winter." Eli explains.

Exactly. That poor lil guy was just looking for a place to stay warm for the winter when this robot came and TOOK ITS LIFE, completely upsetting a delicate ecosystem. Which, true story, IS ALL PART OF THE ROBOTIC MASTER PLAN. Global warming? Robots.

Hit the jump for one more of the poor little bastard all wrapped up and dead in the robot's killer spinning parts.


Heroic Israeli Roomba Saves Children From Deadly Viper [botjunkie]

Thanks to Kristi and Curtis, who would have snatched that poor bastard from the evil Roomba's clutches and stomped that mechanical beast to death. Snakes are people too you know.

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The robot was sending a warning, using the snake as a hostage.

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I've said it before, and now I'll say it again... If the little bastards can't fight off vipers with their bare hands, they deserve what's coming to them. Stupid roombas, always interfering with the natural order of things.

Basically that is one purse or pair of shoes that will never get made now that it has marks on it. As for robots, well you allowed bar codes and you're using a computer, you have already paved the way for our doom and there's no turning back.

So the parents just left the little kids home alone?

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Bollocks to that Roomba, then. That'd have been two fewer insidious jew kids to grow up into child-shooting/family evicting dirty zionist scrotes.

snakes = 0
killer robots = 1



rikki tikki roomba

Roomba, loomba, doopadee do.
I've got another riddle for you.
Roomba, loomba, doopadee dee.
If you are wise you will listen to me.

What do you when your room has a snake,
A poisonous Vipera Palaestinae?
Just turn on the Roomba and that will be that.
It will save your kids and even your cat.

The Roomba to the rescue!!

Roomba, Loomba, doopadee do.
Buy a Roomba and protect your room.
Then you will live in happiness too.
Just like the Roomba, loomba.....doopadee do.

Doopadee do.

poor snake..

Goddamn you are right, this is sad *is serious*

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Palestinians fire rockets. Where to? Ashkelon......what was Ashkelon before? An Arab city called Al-Majdal - in 1948, Jewish terrorists attacked it, killed several hundred civilians, and most fled for their lives. They then renamed it Ashkelon.

If you're a refugee for being brutally cleansed from your homeland, how would you view "Ashkelon"?

Another Arab village, now a Jewish one. Did the Arabs willingly pack up and go?

You sir, have just won the internets.

But I wuv the ickle snakies... I'll miss you, little buddy.

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