Nov 4 2009Moron Scores DWI In Breathalyzer Costume
18-year old idiot moron James N. P. Miller (because one initial wasn't enough) scored a DWI (you can't even drink legally!) on Halloween while wearing his 'blow here' breathalyzer costume. Not so good lookin', N.P. Can I call you N.P.? You know I'm going to anyways.
According to a police report, 18-year-old James N. P. Miller, of Cincinnati, was seen driving the wrong way out of the entrance to a one-way street at East Park Place in Oxford.
Inside his car, officers allegedly found an open container of Bud Light in the center console.Officers also found what was left of a case of Bud Light in the passenger side front seat and in the trunk.
The legal limit in Ohio is .08 BAC--Miller tested at .158. He was cited for operating a vehicle while intoxicated (among other violations) and released to his girlfriend.
I actually know a guy that wore the same costume on Halloween and try as I might, I couldn't get a reading. I dunno, dead batteries or something.
Moron In Breathalyzer Costume Busted For Driving Drunk [gizmodo]
Thanks to Chris, who blew even harder than I did.
Reader Comments
1. gav - November 4, 2009 7:17 PM
dan smells ha
2. JIM - November 4, 2009 7:18 PM
wow, first
3. gav - November 4, 2009 7:20 PM
suck it J.Dogg.
I got a comment in about my lazy workmate first.
Geekologie shirking at work ftw.
Ya like that Benhar!
4. birr crinton - November 4, 2009 7:23 PM
JIM stinks like pee pee
5. Closet Nerd - November 4, 2009 7:36 PM
@2 http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091103/gif_04.gif
6. Bob - November 4, 2009 7:41 PM
I'd blow that.
and:
FRISIT!!!!11111!!11111!!!111
7. naas - November 4, 2009 7:49 PM
@6 don't be an idiot, idiot
Classic costume hehehe
8. Dan - November 4, 2009 7:55 PM
I only smell when I eat more then two cloves of raw garlic, whiffs coming your way Gav!
also Jiiiiiiiiimmmm
9. J - November 4, 2009 7:59 PM
Bud light??? I didnt think you COULD get drunk on that.......Is that even a beer? I thought all american beer WAS light to start with (your full stregnth is what 3.5% compared with 5% we have here in Oz.) Thats sad on so many levels.
10. gav - November 4, 2009 8:05 PM
dan,
I was referring to your new 'sex panther' cologne.
and no, bud light isn't a beer
Aussie brau all the way.
.
11. Circumpolar Hidatsa - November 4, 2009 8:47 PM
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12. ralph - November 4, 2009 8:54 PM
...my cat's breath smells like cat food.
13. SHADOW6 - November 4, 2009 9:05 PM
geekologie writer "I actually know a guy that wore the same costume on Halloween and try as I might, I couldn't get a reading. I dunno, dead batteries or something." lol i laughed my ass off
14. nJizm - November 4, 2009 9:17 PM
hahaha, from Cincy...
15. JJtoob - November 4, 2009 9:19 PM
This douche has a girlfriend? There's hope for me yet. Oh wait, I wanna see a picture first.
16. JIM - November 4, 2009 9:32 PM
wow no love for the jimmy
17. lee harless - November 4, 2009 10:02 PM
..guess he "blew it"...
18. Jess - November 4, 2009 10:12 PM
Wow he's ugly.
19. Hazard - November 4, 2009 11:07 PM
lol love the "law enforcement use only" on on photo XD
20. mark - November 4, 2009 11:26 PM
HAHAHA I saw that guy at a party apparently before he went up to Miami. I go to UC which is only a short drive from oxford. I'm like 95% sure its the same guy
21. a fart - November 5, 2009 4:23 AM
I also released to his girlfriend...
zing!
22. Ebee - November 5, 2009 7:18 AM
This guy is smart driving drunk in a breathalyzer costume going the wrong way down a street with a case of beer in the front seat, how did the cops ever catch him?
http://www.ShopStunGuns.com
23. h3llc4t - November 5, 2009 7:57 AM
Well, of COURSE he did. He's from Cincy. The sheer smell of the city makes you want to drink to forget it. So glad I moved away from there.
24. STOMPY (wants your mario kart friend code) - November 5, 2009 8:28 AM
That is one bright boy.... Nothing like driving around with open containers in your car and driving stupidly...
25. STOMPY (wants your mario kart friend code) - November 5, 2009 8:40 AM
@28
oh ya, well my friend recommended you to shut the hell up...
26. Gargamel - November 5, 2009 9:12 AM
So like...with that costume...do you actually put your "junk" in the blowing tube? If so, AWESOME.
27. STOMPY (wants your mario kart friend code) - November 5, 2009 9:57 AM
@30
as the instructions for the costume read....
"step 1: You put your junk in the tube"
28. AminN - November 5, 2009 10:16 AM
Did you know you could refer to the geekology writers as G'Dubya's?
But even better... This same guy actually had his penis in the portion that said "BLOW HERE" he was also charged with "Indecent exposure" as well.
He obviously isn't very smart. I went as a pirate this year.. Guess what my pegleg was!
29. undoings - November 5, 2009 10:17 AM
Ha "blow here"
30. LSDiesel - November 5, 2009 10:19 AM
What a tool.
31. Jaded Icon - November 5, 2009 11:26 AM
Is he still wearing his mask?
32. cabbo - November 5, 2009 11:44 AM
@33 You can detach it and put it on your leg?
33. kevin wesley - November 8, 2009 12:58 PM
oh yeah thats our local bartender lonnie