Forget Gnomes, How About A Garden Jawa?

Tired of those creepy little gnomes hanging out in your garden? Well how about a creepy little Jawa?! Available for pre-order from the StarWarsShop, the $35 lawn ornament is certain to draw attention to your flower beds and eventually be stolen/broken by punk-ass teenagers.

* Crafted in solid resin, this fully painted Jawa is ready - rain or shine
* Exclusively available at StarWarsShop
* Measures close to a foot in height
* Sculpted in a chunky, garden gnome-like style

Ships Worldwide, except Mexico

Sorry Mexico, no Garden Jawas for you. Wait, why? Here, I'll give you a hint: it starts with GEORGE and ends with LUCAS IS A PUDGY BIGOT. You heard it here first! Unless his lawyers contact me, in which case this was all a direct quote from some other blog.

Hit the jump for two shots of Jawas hanging out in unnatural habitats.

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Thanks to Blastphemer, who's holding out for garden Ewoks.

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Forget Gnomes, How About A Garden Jawa?

\n\nTired of those creepy little gnomes hanging out in your garden? Well how about a creepy little Jawa?! Available for pre-order from the StarWarsShop, the \$35 lawn ornament is certain to draw attention to your flower beds and eventually be stolen/broken by punk-ass teenagers. \n

\n\n * Crafted in solid resin, this fully painted Jawa is ready - rain or shine\n * Exclusively available at StarWarsShop\n * Measures close to a foot in height\n * Sculpted in a chunky, garden gnome-like style\n\nShips Worldwide, except Mexico

\n\nSorry Mexico, no Garden Jawas for you. Wait, why? Here, I'll give you a hint: it starts with GEORGE and ends with LUCAS IS A PUDGY BIGOT. You heard it here first! Unless his lawyers contact me, in which case this was all a direct quote from some other blog.\n\nHit the jump for two shots of Jawas hanging out in unnatural habitats.