Oct 9 2009What If?: There Were No Super Mario Brothers

This would happen. So yeah, be thankful for Italian plumbers. Except for the pair that stole all the copper piping out of my house. Those two can go to hell.
Thanks to PK, who once stopped a Bullet Bill from destroying the earth by deflecting it with a giant tennis racket. TOO BAD YOU BLEW UP THE SUN.
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Reader Comments
1. cc - October 9, 2009 10:58 AM
Badass!
2. JELLYFIHS - October 9, 2009 11:00 AM
HILARIOUS AND WORTHWHILE
3. Hawk - October 9, 2009 11:02 AM
WTF!? Where do you find this stuff!?
4. Closet Nerd - October 9, 2009 11:03 AM
http://www.gkworld.com/product/GKW42593/Nintendo_Super_Mario_Bros_Bullet_Bill_3D_Magnet.html
5. Daisy - October 9, 2009 11:03 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was flying a bomber over Russia, and when the bomb got stuck, he climbed down and fixed it, unfortunately the bomb dropped and he rode it into oblivion.
6. JADE - October 9, 2009 11:13 AM
@5 How in the world did you figure out that bomb was fake. Cuz I just can't see it, it looks real to me. IF I lived in freakin Mario World.
7. Pat - October 9, 2009 11:17 AM
Daisy?! Where have you been of late?!
8. Timbo - October 9, 2009 11:22 AM
Save us all Mario!
9. Closet Nerd - October 9, 2009 11:26 AM
@5 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
staring Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, George C. Scott and James Earl Jones
10. Mr. pig - October 9, 2009 11:31 AM
Oink!
11. Iris - October 9, 2009 11:36 AM
I refuse to live in a world like that!
12. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 9, 2009 11:37 AM
Daisy i missed you!
Mr Pig.... GTFO, go join bathcaptain, mr cow firstards, brutefags and... mmmm no can go there.. the first rule in fight club is....
13. Cinema Obsessed - October 9, 2009 11:51 AM
hahah that's friggin' creepy to watch!
14. Batman - October 9, 2009 11:51 AM
Hey maybe this was what the moon looked like after NASA shoots it.
15. Ham Bone - October 9, 2009 12:12 PM
@14 thats no moon
16. Ocelot - October 9, 2009 12:22 PM
Wow that was cool!
17. Jiakasuma - October 9, 2009 12:25 PM
I would love to die by that!!! ^_^
18. Rod-Man - October 9, 2009 12:29 PM
Effin' awesome. Thank God for Italian stereotypes.
19. naas(TRO) - October 9, 2009 1:14 PM
@14 ha, the moon had plans for us too
@15 STOMPYS nut... I saw it too
I think with the changing of the season Daisy doesn't chime in until later in the day. It's got to be the cold, Daisies don't do so well in cold weather
20. Batman - October 9, 2009 3:05 PM
@15 how do you know? Have you been there?
21. Anthony - October 10, 2009 5:00 AM
My dad is an Italian Plumber. He'll stop Bullet Bill!
22. Geekolojew - October 10, 2009 7:40 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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23. Jaded Icon - October 10, 2009 7:56 AM
We owe so much to Italian Americans......time to pay up suckers! I take cash only!
24. DoctorMoriarty - October 11, 2009 4:59 AM
Have a look at the original video, where the city of Berlin is destroyed by an asteroid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa2l1tf0zrA&feature=related
25. holidays to sharm el sheikh - October 12, 2009 1:45 AM
Hi..
I think with the changing of the season Daisy doesn't chime in until later in the day.
26. kaoz - October 12, 2009 12:09 PM
ORIGINAL is a bbc documentation in which berlin city has been destroyed by meteroids!
27. Hotels in Berlin - March 1, 2010 12:48 AM
Great gif.