Oct 1 2009Luke, Let's Hit The Sauna: Jedi Bathrobes


I don't really wear robes because I got kicked out of wizard school and I'm more of a boxer and undershirt kind of guy, but I might make an exception for this $95 Jedi joint. Just kidding. Still, it would look good on you though.

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here! What could be better on an evening than strutting around in your Jedi robe, making sure your little Lightsaber doesn't inadvertently pop out due to your lack of jimmy-jams? The Jedi Dressing Gown is made of soft 100% cotton velour and has a Jedi logo embroidered on the front. The bath robe's large hood, sash belt and wide sleeves are classic features of a Jedi robe. Will you be seduced by the dark side (your smelly old bathrobe with cat hair all over the back) or will you fight for justice...or at least the last Jaffa Cake...in a brand new Jedi Dressing Gown?

Wow. I'm not sure if that's how you sell Jedi robes or not, but I'm guessing not. As a matter of fact, that product description has convinced me to go out and buy the exact opposite of a Jedi bathrobe. Which I don't actually know what is. Maybe a Sith bra or something.

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jedi bath robe: obi-wants one [technabob]

Thanks to Smee, who, no stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee. This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee.

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I never understood hoods for jedis. Kinda blocks the peripheral vision yaknow


They dont need to see, unless the force is week in that one.....

@1, and you know what? I bet those robes get kinda hot, especially on planets like Tattooine, but no one would take Jedi's seriously if they ran around in track suits now would they? Stop complaining.

it could be worse ... they used to walk around in backwards robes ... the jedi called them snuggies ... they went out of style when everyone realized they were super gay

first of all the jedi are the idiotic social rejects of whatever society they "think" they belong to. Second if you wanna look like a jedi just go become a damn monk, they are the same thing! No sex, no love, no fun. seriosly they should light themselves on fire. check it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-immolation

Plus the sith are where its at XD

Not too nerdy, unless you cross your arms like this guy, lower your head with the hood on, then you look like a tard

... or, how to kill your sex life in one easy step!

I'd wear one of these at the beach

....sand people

Will Force power keep me warm in the winter, though?

Sweet Hook reference... Don't you dare try to stop me this time Smee. Try to stop me.

@4 - did that sound like a complaint to you?

+10 for the Hook reference ... it made me smile.

Dear diary, today Uncle Owen came to breakfast in his space boxers. I was used to it but the new droids didn't take it so well. One of them (the one that looks like a Pabst beer can, not the golden robot with the gay British accent) was so overly disturbed that it escaped off into the hash desert beeping something about a mission. I argued to uncle Owen that if only he had some $95 Jedi bathrobe, it all could have been avoided. "It's a damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did." he said. It had always been an issue, uncle Owen and bathrobes.
If only my mediclorian count was higher...I could have gotten that bathrobe for cheaper.

"These aren't the dollars you're looking for."

One happy note, I met and rescued an attractive female from Alderaan.

A new hope,

Cue the "Is that a pink lightsaber or are you pleased to see me?" / "I see you have constructed your own lightsaber. Impressive!" jokes. Oh the hilarity!

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