Oct 30 2009I'm Digging It: Anatomical Furniture Designs

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This is a sweet furniture ensemble designed by Vladi Rapaport that features a skull chair, brain ottoman and spine lamp. I want them all. And by all I mean just the skull chair. But I want it throne-sized and it needs to shoot flames.

A collection of products inspired by the Dutch "vanitas" still life paintings from the 16th and 17th century. The characteristic type of symbolic still life painting is the one where the symbols of emptiness, time and death were placed on the canvas as a reminder of the vanity of one's earthly life.

Listen, I don't know about Dutch symbolism or whatever but I do know an ottoman I want to kick the hell out of when I see one. And that brain, my dear Watson, is one such ottoman. *kick kick* You like that? You will never build an empire!

Hit the jump for one more shot of the awesome.

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Vladi Rapaport's Website

Thanks to shellshell, who's the last thing you wanna see in your rearview playing Mario Kart.

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Designed either for MD's who really didn't achieve a successful level of social interactivity, or for the legions of idiots who follow the countless medical dramas on television, or both.

my brain is bigger than that foot- rest fo sho!

diggin it XD you so fly GW.

first to first OH SNAP.

Want, want , want...

@3, Oh my goodness. You're so smart. I can't believe how much insight you have to offer. I am unworthy.

to all you guys out there....we should go out and sex up the ladies of the town by bringing them back to our places filled with this furniture...go for the geeky looking chicks i've found they are the dirty ones, plus they will love your sense of decoration (OMG I'm a med student too!) sexy ;)

@3 So you are dissing HOUSE?? Hugh Laurie will hunt you down and give you lupus or heavy metal poisoning if your'e not careful!!

@9 or just a bad case of "the clap"

@8 I have to agree because I did submit this after all :p

or how about some ice rubber-banded to MY DICK!?

@3
your momma

@9
what about ductus arteriosis meladotriactophen of the outer cranial intraspeptic cranevial vein, gotta be better than heavy metal poisoning...

@8
did any of my rant make sense med student man...?

the lamp is hawt stuff, and a bit hilarious since it looks like a skele-snake with a vet's cone around it's head.

@14

The snake reference made me giggle after I scrolled back up. Nicely done.

Its looking so cool.Thanks for sharing them.

The lamp looks like a spine funnel, that's pretty cool.
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That skull chair looks more like a larynx to me; would be more geeky than freaky, but still anatomy...

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