Oct 27 2009How To: Never Lose Your Remote Again

If you can manage to lose this remote you're doing something seriously wrong. Or drinking a lot, in which case you're actually doing something seriously right. What a dichotomy!
Dad's Lost The Remote For The Last Time [thereifixedit]
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Never lose your remote control again with this simple, cheap DIY solution [crunchgear]
Thanks to jules and DaveS, who only use the controls on the television because they lost their remotes. Should have had them grafted to you like I suggested!
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Reader Comments
1. Bert - October 27, 2009 3:28 PM
Awesome! Also useful for beating to death people who try to take your controller
2. Hawk - October 27, 2009 3:29 PM
Someone forgot to take their Prozac!!
3. Bert - October 27, 2009 3:29 PM
P.S. for your Firstfags, FIRST! And second, SUCK IT!
4. Dirty-Shizno - October 27, 2009 3:33 PM
so what about those who lose the remote up their ass?
5. one man wolf pack - October 27, 2009 3:42 PM
wow!
convenient and practical
6. geekgurl - October 27, 2009 3:45 PM
yep good idea...
7. naas - October 27, 2009 3:47 PM
@3 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/failpunch.gif
8. JADE - October 27, 2009 3:54 PM
Man I could have used that when my kids were younger. That's freakin great.
9. rad to the power of me - October 27, 2009 3:57 PM
love this website! but seriously i've had my remote velcroed to 3 different places around my house since i knew how to use it. All locations point directly at the TV so there is no reason to move it unless changing seating positions
10. rad to the power of me - October 27, 2009 3:58 PM
P.S. @ 3 go fack yourself
11. Pat - October 27, 2009 4:02 PM
Are we sure this is the remote and not the Nuclear Football?
12. Dishy Dishyington - October 27, 2009 4:26 PM
P.S. for your Firstfags, FIRST! And second, SUCK IT!
13. Ollie Williams (www.tylerwarsop.com) - October 27, 2009 5:02 PM
For the amount of money you would spend to buy that much iron, you might as well just super glue the remote to your table or couch, and go buy some beer with the leftovers.
14. ciao - October 27, 2009 5:15 PM
sadly, with my family it'll still get lost XD
15. Ebee - October 27, 2009 6:47 PM
That's prett cool just dont drop it on your foot when you move it.
16. DarkDeathRay - October 27, 2009 9:45 PM
I'm gonna do the same thing with my pen at work.
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18. Fact Guy - October 28, 2009 9:18 AM
STU PID
19. cyberON - October 30, 2009 11:42 PM
It does work, I did the same thing with girlfriend and she never strays.... EVER