Oct 21 2009Good Job: Guy Builds Giant LEGO Castle
This is the Hoernersburg Castle, a LEGO castle constructed by NoName Hoerner because castles are awesome and he must have known I want to live in one. You can see a hi-res cross section of the castle HERE but it's really worth going to the website to see it in all its detail and read the little story he made up about it (plus videos). He even built a little town full of peasants down below the castle. So, in the metaphor of Geekologie, those people are you. Me? I'm the prince. The handsome one. That slays dragons. With his penis. You hear that, Puff? I'm coming for you! (Double entendre FTW)
Thanks to Matty, who can live in my castle provided he kill any dragons that may attack and tell everyone I did it.
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Reader Comments
1. seb g - October 21, 2009 4:50 PM
first. geekologie rules!!
hi sween :)
2. Closet Nerd - October 21, 2009 4:51 PM
Looks like someone hasn't gotten laid in a while....
3. seb g - October 21, 2009 4:53 PM
wayyyy too long my friend. way too long. lol
4. SAD - October 21, 2009 5:00 PM
SAD
5. finfan - October 21, 2009 5:28 PM
Muahahahahaha... *puts on lego mage gear* I summon METEOR!!!!
6. joe - October 21, 2009 5:47 PM
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7. Paulbot - October 21, 2009 6:03 PM
sweet castle! nice attention to detail.
8. naminess - October 21, 2009 6:12 PM
That's a lot of knowledge about parts of a castle, but no boom boom room?
9. business credit - October 21, 2009 6:19 PM
The castle is too big.
10. Dishy Dishyington - October 21, 2009 6:32 PM
What's a Lady's Garden?
11. business line of credit - October 21, 2009 6:34 PM
great points to remember.
12. RK - October 21, 2009 6:43 PM
not enough stairs
13. Iris - October 21, 2009 6:51 PM
Can I be the princess?
14. me - October 21, 2009 7:46 PM
I just spend about 3 hours of my boring work day checking out this site. It's actually pretty awesome
15. scurl - October 21, 2009 9:42 PM
this reminds me, i'm a Hoerner on my mom's side (hayooo). weird.
16. GlasovP - October 21, 2009 11:34 PM
Man. Needs. Job.
17. will - October 22, 2009 1:05 AM
wayyyy too long my friend. way too long. lol
18. glasses - October 22, 2009 1:37 AM
This is the coolest damn tat I've ever seen. I'm actually pretty surprised to find that the sentiment is NOT unanimous. The only reason I wouldn't do this on my own chest is because it's been done now. And it's lame to copy someone else's genius.
19. Pat - October 22, 2009 8:56 AM
A lot of Lego posts of late. I approve.
20. Gina - October 22, 2009 9:47 AM
Hola desde España!
I also just spent about two hours checking out the site. My favorite part when he is talking about the skull and crossbones near the graveyard. The tone is light and all of a sudden BAM. He writes, "Life is not a joke." I find it especially funny coming from a guy who spends his life building cities out of legos...
21. I believe I told you my name in my earlier post, thank you very much - October 22, 2009 10:36 AM
You mean SINGLE guy builds giant Lego castle.
22. Jaded Icon - October 22, 2009 5:30 PM
Nice! I did crap like this when I was a kid but this is a lot more intense.
23. twellve - October 24, 2009 1:13 PM
he calls that a castle? doesn't even have an oubliet! *scoffs*
24. penis büyütücü - January 26, 2010 6:06 AM
Penis büyütücü ister misiniz?
25. oriental hunterr - March 12, 2010 2:19 AM
Very creative! I like it