Oct 12 2009Good Ideas: Roofie Detecting Lip Balm

first :D

Seriously. If you have to roofie someone just to get sex, what kind of looser are you!?

@1 firstfag. anyways this is a terrible idea! now my friday nights are going to be a whole hell of a lot less interesting..*sigh* oh well can anyone spare 20 bucks i need to go find a hooker(they wouldn't know about this, they cant use the internet's)

i WOULD use this to kiss my boyfriend but... i know it would immediately turn blue. see, my boyfriend actually has roofie lip-gloss that HE wears so... maybe we're a perfect combo? i could think of about 50 other sexii uses 4 that stuff... hmmmm ;)

naas out.

Well...anything that'll help me get my hands on some more roofies.

You just know that someone is totally gonna end up injecting tubes of this lip gunk with roofies. In lighter news...should make taking the subways more interesting.

dammit i wanted to be first. always.

but, this idea sucks. how am i supposed to have sex with girls now? lame. roofies are a way to have sex with girls that are impossible to obtain and they don't say no so you can reason with yourself that it's not rape. at least this might take a while to catch on, and not like every single girl will have these anyway. tonight i will use a roofie and have sex with a stuck bimbo.

Roofie detector = baad Who the hells uses ketamine as a roofie anyways?

@1 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/fyourmom.gif

@7 - fake naas, i'm sure ur mom uses it as a roofie

That sort of looks like the bar down here except we don't stack our glasses like that

why would someone be a fake naas? hes like the least cool person ive never not met... now that would be sadder than spiking a drink

Too many nass' I'm getting confued...

*naas

@Timbo - it's not hard to figure out, the real naas doesn't talk like a gay teenager or fellate himself like @4 and @8. I believe he also roofies STOMPYs mom, not his own.

I know most of you think your dating lives are now over but you can use my full proof method of picking up ladies by using this pickup line

Excuse me miss does this smell like chloroform? ….

Isn't this just a lipgloss that comes with a roofie testing swizzle stick, not actually a roofie-detecting lipgloss?

STOMPYs mom hahaha

@14 yeah I've tried that one but it never seems to work properly she always just says yes and then passes out...at that point i dont know what to do so i panic and stuff the body in the McDonalds bathroom. I was told that was a good place to meet chick's can you help me with my dilemma?

Fake naas, I will come to your house and beat with you that poor excuse for a master sword.

@18 dont forget to lube it up first

@17 your first problem is when a girl passes out that is the go signal.

the second and largest problem is trying at McDonalds the girls there are way to stuck up you need to start at either waffle house, white castle, or if you are feeling like a big man kmart.

@20 ohhh no wonder i've been doing it all wrong i never went in for the "kill". however roofies are a good alternative i have my fridge stocked pretty well full of all kinds of beverages you see i like the ladies to have a choice...before they have no choice at all.

@20 & @21 this might help some http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/advice.gif

@22 dude that's raunchy, seriously messed up...though funny nontheless. I'm going to go to my girlfriends house tonight and do that to her sister...she is so damn hot

All you perverts are just messing things up for us organ harvesters. Now how the hell am i supposed to get some chick's kidney?

@15 Yeah, it's just a test strip packaged with cheap, hypocritical lip gloss. I'm not sure it tests for very many drugs... and why would an anti date rape cosmetic advertise its sexy, seductive colors???

@24 Find me a lip gloss that actually turns blue when exposed to date rape drugs and I'll let you have one of this chick's kidneys. I'll even throw in a piece of liver cus I like your face. (Never mind the scarring.)

@ 22 LOL

How someone could continue to drink a drink laced with enough K to make them pass out is beyond me....It would be so bitter...

GODDAMMIT!

Turns blue, you say? Can I interest any of you ladies in a Blue Lagoon? Roofies, you say? Don't be silly, that just turned blue because of the curacao. Drink up.

Seriously though, the best way to avoid getting nailed by these roofie slipping losers is to just chug the vodka straight out of the bottle. Maybe also lean over the bar and grab the lemonade tap if you want to mix it up in your mouth.

*Gargle*

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The only person I would ruffie would be myself. Then after I wake up at the party I would accuse everyone there of taking advantage of me.......I would usually be right.....

@24: Because if you want to wear sexy, seductive lip gloss, you deserve to get roofied/raped because you were obviously asking for it. You're fair game for anyone that wants to take you.

And will everyone please read the f-ing article before they comment? It's the test strips that come with the lip gloss that test for the drugs, not the damn lip gloss itself.

@2: a horny looser

loser, I meant

@JuliaJolie

Thanks for shoving words in my mouth. Honestly, I don't think anyone deserves to raped... except maybe the guy who sexually assaulted me my junior year of college. I think a marketing campaign that encourages women to be sexy, then scares them with date rape just to sell lip gloss is heinous.

Besides, according to their guide/disclaimer (http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/guide.php), it won't work on anything with milk; cream; oily liqueurs; tonic water; or any juices other than apple, orange, grapefruit or cran. And it doesn't test for Rohypnol. Technically, I guess, that's better than nothing, but how am I supposed to test my G&T's or White Russians? And why do they ay that it can't be used in drinks that contain wine and milk? What kind of hellspawn drinks those together?

@35: Sorry, I guess I read your comment as one of those "she was asking for it" rhetoric pieces. Written tone can be deceiving, I suppose. My bad. Sorry to hear about that.

It kind of reminds me of the coasters some other company brought out (I think in the UK, not sure) but it turned out it "may not" detect all types of roofies. Which pretty much made the whole thing pointless. I like Baileys etc so this would have been useless for me anyway. Luckily I'm a ridiculously hyper-aware, obsessive-compulsive, paranoid germaphobe so nothing (IRL) gets past me.

This is hilarious!!!! i love it!! :D
ninja drink hahaha nice!!