Oct 8 2009FAKE SCAR IS FAKE: FX Halloween Tattoos
FX Tattoos are temporary tattoos that help spice up your costume with a little bit of gore. But don't think you can get away just wearing a few and calling it your costume, cause that's weak as hell AND YOU WON'T GET ANY CANDY. A single sheet of tattoos costs $10 and come in varieties like wounds, injured cyborg, reptile skin and insects. The wounds are the best ones though, just look at those things. I'm going as a place holder!
Product Website (make sure to click adult tattoos in the top right corner and read the warning)
Thanks to Pat, whose cardboard robot costume has been months in the making. DON'T COME AROUND EXPECTING NO CANDY, BOY.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - October 8, 2009 1:16 PM
rawr *CRUNCH* ohh, nice bite little man. You know who's going to have one of these scars on his face soon
2. Dirty-Shizno - October 8, 2009 1:20 PM
anyone remember stepbrother's when one one of them painted the huge gash on the others face...well this is the better way to do it (its quite easy just put on enemy's face while sleeping and blow his head of with a .45 then next day) explain to the police that he was a zombie and you should get away with it...I did.
3. Timbo - October 8, 2009 1:20 PM
Nice, nice... too bad I don't dress up for Halloween...
4. Ham Bone - October 8, 2009 1:30 PM
fake scar is fake ... double negative ... that means its real
5. Blastphemer - October 8, 2009 1:32 PM
Totally wrapping a few of these around my junk, then going as John Wayne Bobbitt - OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!!!!!!
6. naas - October 8, 2009 1:34 PM
On second thought, I'm gonna sue those bastards! They totally modeled that one scar on the one I had right on my ass hole!
7. JADE - October 8, 2009 1:35 PM
@5 isn't the tattoo a bit big for that! Just sayin man.
8. Closet Nerd - October 8, 2009 1:38 PM
I'm gonna put them on my hands and feet, along with a raptor mask, and dress up like a certain Jew while dragging to large 2X4s nailed together.
9. Jaded Icon - October 8, 2009 1:39 PM
@ 7
lol! Your comment could also work for @ 6's as well.
10. naas - October 8, 2009 1:44 PM
@6 I don't punctuate the end of my last sentences & run-on much differently than that, get it right
NBD
11. naas - October 8, 2009 1:52 PM
and one more thing, when i talk about my "ass hole" (which is spelled without a space, btw), i normally say "precious, precious, sweet, oh so sweet, candy sweet, sweet candy" before it. kthankxbi!
12. LSDiesel - October 8, 2009 1:52 PM
The Holidays are hard-on everyone.
13. Closet Nerd - October 8, 2009 1:59 PM
naas,
nice find on the WOW conversation between Scruffy McGrunleLicker and afullmoon1
I just wanted to post it here again, in case other people didn't get to laugh at it yet.
http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/wow.gif
14. Hawk - October 8, 2009 2:00 PM
*extends talons*
I can give you a real one for free!!
15. Nate - October 8, 2009 2:06 PM
where's Daisy on this one?
16. LSDiesel - October 8, 2009 2:09 PM
@13, that is hilarious.
17. Fadm. Notbob - October 8, 2009 2:10 PM
What happened to the video of the tree electrocuting itself?
18. Fadm. Notbob - October 8, 2009 2:13 PM
that video used to be posted above the "'Skyscraper' Outtakes: Not Every Anna Nicole Smith Performance Was As Flawless As 'Naked Gun 33⅓'" post
19. naas - October 8, 2009 2:36 PM
@13 thanks for reposting, yes that's def how the kid is too man
@17 one of the limbs from it fell & snapped the power line, bringing down the vid until comed can get out there
20. Geekolojew - October 8, 2009 2:48 PM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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21. Blastphemer - October 8, 2009 3:22 PM
@7
Hells no! I want the whole thing completely covered in bite marks and stitches. The boys too, if I could get that stuff to stick right. Dunno...maybe just a few fake staples and a bolt going into both sides would give the same frankenweenie effect. Or...maybe a bunch of straight pins to make my own version of Pinhead - "Time to play".
More than likely I'll just get drunk at some party and end up scaring the shit out of myself in a mirror at some point while trying to find my bed. Then I'll have to throw out my sheets after many failed attempts at trying to get the smeared face paint and fake blood out that completely slipped my mind before passing out - if this Halloween is like all the others...except for that ONE year where it didn't end up being "face paint" or "fake blood" - freakin' werewolf chicks!!! Just kidding, pack of she-wolves...if any of you are reading this, call a Drac back sometime and we'll go through a few dozen more sets of plastic fangs!
22. Dirty-Shizno - October 8, 2009 3:31 PM
@21 lol that was epic
23. Pat - October 8, 2009 3:46 PM
Blastphemer FTW
24. iota1 - October 8, 2009 5:20 PM
Mine are real...
Scabies is a bitch!
25. me - October 8, 2009 5:23 PM
Anybody else notice this is Photoshopped? And not in a Daisy kind of way. There's a couple identical blood chunks.
Weak.
26. Damien - October 8, 2009 7:34 PM
NOTE: These tattoos are NOT recommended to be applied directly to or within two inches of genetalia.
haha who would
27. Jiakasuma - October 8, 2009 8:50 PM
Do these get different skin tones or just one
28. ciao - October 8, 2009 9:45 PM
hrm...too bad alloween is on a Saturday...I would of wore this.
All my office mates would freak, I'll respond that I've been attacked by drunk zombie pirate robots.
29. Jaded Icon - October 9, 2009 7:16 AM
@ 25
Obviously, they are going to look the same since it is a copy of the same product.
30. Patsmear - October 9, 2009 2:23 PM
@27, It will show your skin color. The part around the tattoo is clear.
31. kraftMan - October 19, 2009 7:59 PM
this is garbage i ordered them and still two weeks later nothing. that dude jacked my $10 i could have bought a g with that!!!