Sep 15 2009Tough Times: The iPhone Recession Case
Tough economic times call for even tougher men patrolling the streets with leather chaps and cute hats. And I am one of those men. Also, you don't want to spend too much money during a recession because then you won't have enough for drinking. And drinking, as I'm sure many of you know, is one of the very few things that make life worth living (in addition to the internet and the love of a good woman). Enter the Case-Mate iPhone 3G/3GS Recession Case. Priced at a paltry $1 (or 10 for $8), the cardboard case is the perfect protection for an iPhone toting cheapskate. Plus, they're great for starting fires. In the bedroom. I'm talking about that freaky deaky shit! Oh yeah, baby, that's the stuff -- now hit me with the extinguisher!
Thanks to Chuey The Rock n Roll Midget, who doesn't have to pay for airfare because he ships himself in a flat-rate box from the United States Postal Service (pay me bitches).
Reader Comments
1. Fitz - September 15, 2009 7:56 AM
Wow... you're early today! That's awesome! (It's 8PM here)... and I want one!
2. Leonidas - September 15, 2009 8:04 AM
Chuey, eh? Why does he need to ship himself—can't he just be tossed?
3. bendizle - September 15, 2009 8:17 AM
ill take a thousand and sell them back for millions!!! MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
4. Jelly - September 15, 2009 8:20 AM
Wooooo!! LASTT!!!!
Also, whom would spend ludicrous amounts of loot to buy an incredious iphone, and then poop over it with a $1 box.
(me)
5. Jaded Icon - September 15, 2009 8:21 AM
So someone who paid a lot of money for an iphone......oh wait......I get it, irony.
6. Spikey DaPikey - September 15, 2009 8:29 AM
Aardvarks !!
7. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 15, 2009 8:36 AM
What the hell is GW doing up at this ungodly hour of the day!!!!!!
8. Mr. cow - September 15, 2009 8:39 AM
Moo
9. Pat - September 15, 2009 8:40 AM
Good price. I couldn't even imagine making one myself for less.
Of course, they probably charge $18 for shipping...
10. naas - September 15, 2009 9:39 AM
it's eco friendly, validating an eco warrior mask
11. LSDiesel - September 15, 2009 10:16 AM
@10, I agree. Seeing as EVERYONE who uses apple products is a douchey environmentalist snob, this makes perfect sense. Wanna know the BEST thing about the iPhone? When the hard drive crashes and your phone no longer works, you can eat it! How GREEN is that????
12. Monkeyborg - September 15, 2009 10:27 AM
@11
iPhones don'h have hard drives, they are just as reliable as any other phone. Thanks for playing!
13. LSDiesel - September 15, 2009 10:38 AM
@12, First of all, I have an iPhone and second, it DOES have a hard drive. Do your research Monkeydouche.
14. Leonidas - September 15, 2009 10:53 AM
@11 & 13: all Cretans are liars?
15. Dogless - September 15, 2009 11:11 AM
I don't think this is the real GW.
16. Truk - September 15, 2009 11:43 AM
At what point should the gw just be posting comments on gizmodo instead of retreading everything onto his own site?
Flame away losers...
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 15, 2009 12:31 PM
16 - Then go to gizmodo?
18. Mr. pig - September 15, 2009 3:34 PM
Oink
19. Geekogee - September 16, 2009 7:31 AM
Must See!!!
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