Sep 21 2009Taser Backfire: Man Gets Zapped By Police, Uses His New Found Powers To Run Away

I have done that before.

wow...what a moron...bad night? probably.

Maybe they shouldn't announce when they are gonna taser the guy.
Make it a surprise.... kinda like that time when i picked up that really hot chick with a big adam's apple.

Ho ho ho! I need to send this to my buddy, Abe.

lol nicely done crazy, run mad artist run! :)

he's just too talented to go to jail.

he asked the universe, and received.

only place i've seen better moves was the beyonce' video

OF ALL TIME!

This guys voice is the most amazing thing i have heard all month

yeah, don't go after him or anything.

hahaha what a beast, if he got tasered and ran, let him go who is he gonna hurt he was at peace didn't you hear him!

i hate firewalls

Amazing,

LEG IT!

yahhhhhweeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tasers should be illegal though

"less i turn my head and cough for you"

lmao!!!

this guy should write a book.

All that man needed was the power of his father in heaven, combined with 1,500 volts. Praise JESUS!

Man I've seen this go earlier this year, around 5 months ago. :$

I'll remember to post videos like this to GW in the future. Don't want to keep the greatest blogger in the dark.

Why didnt they want to tell us what he was arrested for? Looks to me like these cops were full of shit.

Yey mystical man!

i'm attached to megan fox. how many of you can say that?

Old... old news.

It's fake anyway. No human can withstand a taser. That's like catching a full magazine of bullets from an Uzi. When the latter happens, I'll believe the former.

It's less It turn my head and cough for you
I am a Jew...
Those are some deep lyrics

good troll anon.
But seriously, i worked at kroger and we got robbed all the time so they gave us tasers for about a week. We got bored and went around tasing eachother for like the whole night, after a while u can stand it, just takes some getting used to.
Never knew why they took them away...' n '

I watched this video in favour of working.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!

WOW! I am going to start praying to YAAAAHHHWWEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!

i think that was definately the point where he seemed completely random where his his father in heaven was YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!
Also that was the smartest and slickest getaway "SELF DEFENSE! BYEE!" *runs away*

OMG I cant beleive that, I'm not sure about the police using these things as even in the UK some are getting over zealous in using them although its probably better than allowing our police all to carry guns...just a thought!

nice.

Good for him!!!

Escape win - capture fail

so maybe the guy is Jewish or has read the Torah?

i laughed because it sounded like he was talking randomly referencing a physical when they tell you to turn your head and cough

I read the comments because i KNEW someone was going to say something stupid about tasers. Clearly, tasers don't hurt that bad (he got right up). The guy was high on something, the only time i've ever herd of a guy getting up from a tase was when they were hopped up on drugs. If you had a gun pointed in your face daily, you'd tase people acting that way too. People get so pissy about cops getting out the taser, it's a shock, nothing more. So often cops pull someone over for DUI or even something small like expired tags and end up getting shot at because the driver has done more then the cops know. That is why cops don't play. Some abuse their power but i see nothing wrong with what these guys did. Im surprised they were able to keep from laughing.

@27-he said Yaweh, which is God.

The guy is win :)

To be fair they should be able to tell him why they're arresting him. They can't just say "It doesn't matter".

Im fairly sure it says O.P.P on their sholders. Ontario Police Dept.

Run Forest RUN!

Is it really proper to tazer somebody who is already on the ground? The cops look really bad in this one. That guy is awesome. I hope he got away, and I hope he comes to my town.

I love how when he ran away he zigged and zagged

I have a new hero.

And it looks like the cop missed him with the taser.

I hate cops and I'm glad the guy got away.

At the beginning it looked like he was ready for penetration time. hahaha.

Best song ever ... prior to this song it was i would walk 10,000 miles but now it is this

yeah man. evasive maneuvers!!

I gotta say, he put up a good argument, that is before the whole "my holy fater in the heavens, YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOGURT!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH BOOI!!!!", but then he lost me, until of course, the greatest escape since Alcatraz.

Might have been high on meth or really lucky.

All I gotta say is WOW. I've never seen a white guy spit out rhymes like that before on the fly without practice.

Which makes me believe, he's been waiting to use that speech on the cops before.

CHEV CHELIOS!

Boo YEA i sent this one :P

Look it up! What is that?? That thing has numbers on it!

Down with O.P.P. ... yeah you know me.

I'm going to blow my brains out if it turns out that Daisy, Firstards & Brutefags are all GW alts.

I'm pretty sure this has been on the site before...

He was tripping pretty hard I assume.

I'm sure those 1500 volts just felts like sweet energy coursing through his corporeal transport, his spirit already willing to steer the escape!

this is why drugs are bad, they make you go insane calling out to some yogurt god

JEW POWER!

f.u.c.k.i.n.g. pigs

HE ROARS LIKE A BEAR WITH THE POWER OF FIVE BEARS!

Yaweh is what the jews call God. Seriously people. He's not crazy. And in all fairness, I think that they should've told him what he did. They can't just deny that.

i agree with you 57... "Does it matter" is how they responded. GWD (Geek writer dude), please add this one to your watch list, i wanna know what happens to the cops!!!

I'm getting the impression that people think he made that song up on the spot. He didn't. I'm not sure where ive heard it before, but type some of the lyrics into google and im sure youll find the song. His voice was perfect for it too.

wherever this happened...crooks should go there. looks like you can get away with whatever you want there.

This guy was under arrest and he got up and ran...the cops just stood there? where the hell do cops do that? they live for the jerkass to run. "JUST GIVE ME A REASON MOFO!!!" they're ready to chase when they wake up in the morning. these cops suck ass or this is fake.

FURTHERMORE!!!-- these cops couldn't overpower this jackass in the first minute of the video? i'd like to see what would happen if someone wanted to stand 5 feet away from REAL cops arresting someone with a video camera. wouldn't happen. I'm sure real cops know some kind of vulcan neck grip that would have made this guy go limp and pee so they could slap cuffs on him.

I'll save you the trouble Daisy- FAKE!

I'm outta here...where the hell is my chambord

saw this a few months ago. it's complete money! glad you finally posted it. needed a seat on the geekologie bus.

This man is amazing. I would follow Him into eternity.

incredible video, going to be in my fav vid list for quite a while...

I was under the impression that police are compelled to disclose the charge when asked? "it doesn't matter" is definitely an abuse of power, you can't go around arresting people for no reason.

I wish someone would tag the actual officer's names to this post.

Seriously? What's with everyone bashin' the cops? It's fairly obvious what was going on. The cops were trying to let they guy settle down so they could cuff him. He was probably spazing out before the video started rolling, and the resulting footage started during a brief lull in the nutso show. As for not giving a reason for being under arrest, I have a strong suspicion that they had given the reason several times before the video started rolling. There's only so much reasoning you can do with someone who's wiggin' out. Oh, yeah, and would you go chasing helter-sketler after a nutbag with the lord under his wings? They obviously weren't going to catch him. Especially the chubber on the right. You'd call it in and get a donut.

Ha-ha!

Well played GW, well played...

This guy is my hero today! Seriously.

What the hell is wrong with those cops? In my book, what they did there was violent assault and intended kidnapping. The guy had every right to resist an unlawful arrest and that (should) include knocking those tools out cold.
The fact that he's a bit nutty doesn't change any of that.

that's an ELECTRIC WIN

Good on his for getting away.

Cop1 : 'oh oh .. he's getting away, lets run after ......'
Cop2 : ' donut ? '
Cop1 : 'ok, and remember, this never happened'

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

Thisis exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx is switched for a bad guy in prison, and electrocuted. When the electrocution fails, he gains super powers and is able to escape jail, and upon returning ho,e finds hos house was vandalized by Elvis.

.... Power tripping cops, can't see that this man is schizophrenic. Every time i hear a cop got shot I cheer a little inside. They are always the high school bullies who couldn't make it to college or the military so they find a job that they know well... Please none of this "if their were no cops who would protect us" bullshit. Society wouldn't fall apart without them.

So the cops decided to hit this guy with a taser because
A) they were just tired of his ranting and raving?
B) they were too weak together to put the handcuffs on one non violent man?
C) they really didn't want to be cops anymore and decided that as long as it was on video they could secure a dismissal?

At lest they didn't further the embarrassment of the police force by chasing him showing how slow and out of shape they are. Hopefully the gas station has a donut shop inside.

Got to be the 2 lamest, dumbest cops of the day!

That man was casting a Taser resistant spell and then use flee to escape

Yeah, agreed. Do the US even have a constitution anymore?. Everytime I see one of the these vids it's some old person, or they are mentally disturbed or DOUSED IN PETROL. Just seems to me the cops think zapping them is the easiest way. If a cop shoots someone they have an investigation afterwards, but do they have one after using stun guns? I'm not saying the cops have it easy and they of course should be allowed to defend themselves but some of them need to show a bit more intelligence when they use the taser.

Moo

"Bolt - ZOOM ZOOM"

@ 74

Nice U.S.A. reference, but these were Canadian police.
United States Hate = Epic Fail

Most Canadian arrest EVER.

@51
if that is the case, save a shotgun shell for me too

That was great!! It's like the tazer super-charged him or something! I love how both cops just stood there after like "wtf..."

A tazer is issued as a non-lethal alternative. It's a lot more difficult to arrest a resisting person than you think. All cops aren't ROBOCOP, and when you get into close proximity with someone like that it can get dangerous. You have no idea what weapons the person has, or what drug needles might stick you.
Also they told him in the video he had a warrant out for his arrest. Who knows what it was for, and maybe they don't know until they call it in. Either way he had a warrant out.

The reason for the arrest was he had an outstanding warrant. They told him that over and over. Wake up and smell the ozone!

So...they have this guy on the ground for at least 2 & 1/2 minutes (probably longer before video started) and 2 TRAINED COPS can't get him cuffed in that time. THEN they decide to tase him to put him in his place and shut him up, and they walk about 10 feet before giving up due to being too exhausted to run after Electro-man? Wow...pull out the pew-pew and take the guy out for God's sake!!

Wasn't this the same jerk off that was butt naked at some type of outdoor concert that recited the same crap and got tazered then also?
He is doing this on purpose to get famous on youtube

wow this was NOT handled well
He was probably on something
they should've been more careful
he could've gone into cardiac arrest if his heart was over taxed from whatever he took

@Emily : Did you know if you have a heart condition a tazer will kill you?
It's happened before. And it's not like you can ask the guy before hand..
Then there was that incident when they tazered the schizophrenic man who was up ontop of a building awning. He fell and died.

Pro Tip: when claiming to speak a different language, use a different language.

Loved how the police jogged for three steps, then went to the radio. Good thing he wasn't some sort-of criminal or something.

May the power of Christ compel you!
Dang, looks like God came through for that guy. The archangels swept him up, up and away!
http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/

I agree with all those that have said the cops shouldn't have used the tasers. You are all absolutely right...

They should've used FLAMETHROWERS!!! Woo-hoo!!!!! Now THAT'S a party!

Think about it...

Much easier to locate the perp and catch up with him, AND could just hook up some s'mores over his twitching, burning carcass. Win/win situation.

does anyone have any information on what happened to this guy or the canadian bacon?

hmmmm, so tasers make cops lazy? ya get rid of tasers & this video is just another video with 17 cops kneeling on the guy's neck & crushing road gravel into his mind... FTW!

Found the link. He does have a habbit of getting tasered.
http://boingboing.net/2009/04/23/naked-man-tasered-at.html

It's probably JAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

The tazer is in drive stun mode, which is much less effective at disabling a person than the primary (ranged) mode which fire electrodes directly into the skin.

If you can withstand the pain, you can escape. Being high is very effective for this.

Favor this ----> B========D

zach galafinakis got arrested?

better hash tags:
-he's the fastest kid alive, he's a freak
-i'm a lyrical genius (kanye)
-jesus walks
-Which law school classes cover this video?
-freedom of religion (YAWEEEEEH!)
-Compassion 101
-Evil Witch Queen
-He's a Wizard

wow, niagara regional police, steppin up.

who else is converting to judaism after seeing this?

Must See!!!

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@71 f*ck off you stupid retard. I hope your family gets murdered, and your wife/daughter/mom gets raped then set on fire. I'd cheer a little inside.

Cops don't have time to get a psychologist to the scene to accurately diagnose schizophrenia. And if that got you off, then every criminal would act schizophrenic. You hate cops because you're probably a junkie who's gotten into trouble with them before. Everyone has bad experience with cops, but they deal with idiot morons daily, just like this guy. They are dicks and have the right to do so. You can also alter the tazers so as not to send the guy into cardiac arrest. Which is probably why the guy got away.

For those of you who say "They should have told him what he was charged for" they told him he had a warrant. Also, resisting arrest. Possibly being under the influence. And I could be wrong but his wife in the background didn't seem to have a problem with what they were doing.

Lastly, the guy was flailing his arms around so they couldn't cuff him. What do you propose they do instead?

Haha o.p.p.

You down with o.p.p.? Yea you know me.

Tazerrrrrrrrrrrderderderderder
PEW!!!!
he drifted lazily to the left, which is when the cops decided they were screwed cause this guy knew some manuvers.
Amen.

YES!!!
run forrest run!

this guy deservs a t shirt, a rock band even.
100% in the cool book

does anyone know what happened to this guy or the cops?

he must have been in some kind of meth cult

And I sing a song less for you. 7 ways less the boys in blue. I favour less the thunder in your ears. I'm 7 ways is less i shed your tears. I'm favoured in the way I am less to you today. i'm less than i would favour, anything i savour in the day. I'm favoured in the blessed lips i see. favourless ways less the boys in blue for me. i'm favoured in the day i am a man of might. it's less than i belong to you, it's less than i would fight. But it's less than i would marry you. Favourless is less you're bright. I am the man who is, less than me. 7 ways favoured in the song i sing from sea to sea. It's less i made you jubilee, jubileee, jubilee downtown favourite, it's less than i turn my head and cough for you. I am a jew. I belong in...
HE'S ILLEGALLY TAZERING ME !!!!
I AM DEFENDING MYSELF ! IN FAVOUR OF THAT !!!
-Runs away-