Sep 18 2009Japanese 'Break The Table' Arcade Game
This is a video of a Japanese arcade game in which you try to disturb a dinner party by breaking the table. WTF, I know. That said, I woulda karate-chopped the grain outta that bitch. High score? Or score high? You have two boobs....you have four boobs.
Thanks to Shorty, who would have hid under the table and looked up your skirt.
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Reader Comments
1. doogy - September 18, 2009 4:00 PM
first
2. first - September 18, 2009 4:00 PM
fiRST
3. doogy - September 18, 2009 4:00 PM
No, really... it was me.
4. Bandit - September 18, 2009 4:02 PM
Crazy asians...
5. Sidewalk Kid - September 18, 2009 4:11 PM
Sounds like an awsome game...
i'd like to play sometime with you GW
6. Hawk - September 18, 2009 4:25 PM
Yaaaa! Firstard fest!
...morons.
7. tilc - September 18, 2009 4:43 PM
for how much?
8. Johnny B - September 18, 2009 4:47 PM
That has to be THE worst game ever!!!
9. Ollie Williams - September 18, 2009 4:51 PM
I don't get it.
10. doogy - September 18, 2009 4:53 PM
@6
Don't get mad just cuz you are a slow. You Tumbly Tumbly Dickweed you.
11. Jaded Icon - September 18, 2009 5:09 PM
@ 10
Awwwww. Did we hurt your feeling firstard? HaHa. See that was the joke, firstards aren't even human so how can you hurt their feelings....
BTW: The japanese make these games so we don't have to.
12. Mr. cow - September 18, 2009 5:42 PM
Moo
13. Dream - September 18, 2009 6:16 PM
@8
No, THIS is THE worst game ever:
http://games.adultswim.com/worst-game-ever-twitchy-online-game.html
14. JFreezy - September 18, 2009 7:44 PM
Wow that game looks real involving LOL!! Is that Chun Li in the video standing by that kid?!?!?!?!?! I would buy 10 if they came with asian chicks dressed like Chun Li!!!
15. Pat - September 18, 2009 9:35 PM
This WILL BE the next Dance Dance Revolution. Mark my works.
16. Pat - September 18, 2009 9:35 PM
*words.
17. Wh1t3Kn1gh7 - September 18, 2009 9:49 PM
What a breakthrough of civilization.
18. Heather - September 18, 2009 10:57 PM
Wow... I thought it would be cooler.
How disappointing. :( Try again Japan!
19. Shox r4 shoes - September 20, 2009 9:20 AM
Shox r4 shoes
20. just137 - September 21, 2009 1:18 AM
looks cool. i'd hit that =]
21. PA1911 - September 21, 2009 1:03 PM
How can I believe this is an authentic Japanese video when the camera angle never once went upskirt on the chick in blue.
I have no choice but to remain skeptical.
22. sam hain - September 21, 2009 1:52 PM
yay for the little asian chick in the superhero dress!!!!
23. DoucheBag - October 16, 2009 3:09 AM
I can't think of anything more sad than this right now.