Sep 29 2009It's About Time: A Bacon Of The Month Club
Hell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a man who has all his meals prepared for him by a non-robotic bartender. Anyway, for a staggering $315 you can join the Grateful Palate BOTM Club and get:
- A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months- Informative notes on all bacon selections
- Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
- The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip
- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
- A little Rubber Toy Pig
- One free Bacon Tee Shirt
- A recipe each month using the bacon selected
- Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes
- And a pig nose!
Wow, I don't need half that stuff. How much for just the bacon, membership card and comic strip? Because I'm willing to go as high as $28. Just sayin', that's more than $2/month -- I don't even pay that in child support. Yay for aliases!
The Grateful Palate Bacon of the Month Club
Thanks to kyle, who should start a sexy of the month club cause damn he looks good.
Reader Comments
1. naas - September 29, 2009 10:11 AM
Good Tuesday morning everyone!
THIS is just awesome to wake up and return to, I LOVE YOU GW (not in a gay way though)
2. naas - September 29, 2009 10:14 AM
Great idea, but for $315 a year I can fill a bathtub with bacon 12 times achieving better results. Sorry BOTM, bring the fee down to $28/yr then I'm in
3. pancake crimp - September 29, 2009 10:17 AM
These guys have been around for years.... a little late to the
(bacon) party GW....ha ha zang!
4. Jaded Icon - September 29, 2009 10:20 AM
I grow my own bacon, off of momma naas's back! Ha! Zing!......ewwwwwww.
5. naas - September 29, 2009 10:22 AM
@3 who said this was new? GW hosts bacon parties so suc... hrm that doesn't sound right
6. naas - September 29, 2009 10:23 AM
@4 that's not bacon http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Fatback.jpg/180px-Fatback.jpg
7. me - September 29, 2009 10:24 AM
Yes ..this Bacon i waaaaaaaaaaaaaay much bigger
http://arbab.mybrute.com
8. Hawk - September 29, 2009 10:25 AM
Mmmmm. Bacon! :>~~~
I love to roll around in it naked!
9. STOMPY - September 29, 2009 10:28 AM
@6
That's no moon either....
Morning all. Tuesday sucks and you get to share it with me, deal with it...
10. naas - September 29, 2009 10:32 AM
STOMPY! ...how's the geekologie comments section been these past several days?
Let me guess...the same lame firstards, fagbrute's a few appreciative & appreciated regulars? Well it's 1/2 good to be back then
I had to deal with this situation over the weekend, things were almost really bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg
11. tentencanidae - September 29, 2009 10:42 AM
am i the only person who likes my bacon kinda soggy? crispy bacon is yums and all, but the curly floppy kind is the SH*T.
and... go here, i've been hooked on this for hours
http://tentencanidae.mybrute.com
12. Jaded Icon - September 29, 2009 10:43 AM
@ naas
I should have know by the way it fell off.......HORF! Egh, just thinking about it makes me want to puke. Welcome back by the way.
13. JADE - September 29, 2009 10:43 AM
I would hate this idea, don't mess with my bacon flavor. Keep it simple , keep it real no turkey crap.
14. yan - September 29, 2009 10:47 AM
"MEATS" my seal of approval
http://www.meatspin.com
15. naas - September 29, 2009 10:50 AM
@12 thanks, and yeah if you think that's tasty make sure not to do a google image search on 'cracklin' because it doesn't get more appetizing
16. naas - September 29, 2009 10:58 AM
^ANy more appetizing. I don't speak like early man
17. LSDiesel - September 29, 2009 11:05 AM
Welcome black naas. My dog's behind really missed you. ;)
@11, clever disguise brutefag! You almost made me click!
18. Jaded Icon - September 29, 2009 11:11 AM
@ 11
Stop posting brutes Jeremy. If the link is in your name people will leave you alone. If not than everyone will know that you are a brutefag which is only slighty better than Firstards.....but not by much.
19. Jtwood - September 29, 2009 11:16 AM
Personally, I'm partial to the Bacon air freshener...
http://www.gratefulpalate.com/index.php?p=Category_107
20. Glasfeena - September 29, 2009 11:19 AM
I used to belong to this Bacon of the Month Club. It was soooooo good! It was totally worth the 315 bucks my brother and sister-in-law spent on me two Christmases ago!
21. Geekolojew - September 29, 2009 11:40 AM
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22. Geekolojew - September 29, 2009 11:41 AM
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23. Robert - September 29, 2009 11:57 AM
There's bacon and...Canadian bacon?
24. naas - September 29, 2009 12:21 PM
@17 you still refer to your mom as your dogs behind? Tell her I missed her too & she left a towel over here
25. khz - September 29, 2009 12:22 PM
wow..
i am a fan of the bacons.. but 190$ min for 6 months.. thats just WAY too much.. even for a bacon lover.. i want bacon.. not these said "discounts"
khz
http://www.moerbacon.com
26. Ham Bone - September 29, 2009 12:33 PM
F bacon of the month i need bacon of the day club nay ... bacon of the meal club ... Whos in?
27. Mr. cow - September 29, 2009 12:37 PM
Moo
28. livingjetlag - September 29, 2009 7:58 PM
OK, a rubber toy pig, dumb but understandable, but suggesting wines? WTF wine goes with bacon? You're supposed to drink VODKA with bacon. Duh!!
29. FGC - October 26, 2009 12:03 PM
If you liked that Bacon of the Month Club, here's another one you may want to consider:
http://www.findgiftclubs.com/clubs/gourmet-bacon-month-club
30. disapntd - November 14, 2009 12:07 AM
When it comes to these clubs, you definitely get what you pay for. I thought the cost was a little excessive so I went with the cheaper version. BAD IDEA. I bought the six month package but it stopped showing up after three months. When it did show up, it did so unexpectedly, and worse- warm and mushy. We were scared to even eat it. Stay away from thepignextdoor. It's bad news.
31. Picky - January 6, 2010 6:51 PM
Yikes, I'm scared of thepignextdoor now. I've had good experiences with the guys over at www.baconfreak.com They have a few different Bacon of the Month clubs, as well as some other innovative stuff like Bacon Jerky, chocolate bacon candies, pancake mix with bacon-bits in it and stuff. Gets here fast and most importantly STILL COLD.